Monday 27th December

Unlike some people who are trying to get their blog count up we went for a real ride today. Nice not to shake although tired after yesterdays episodes. We went for our annual trip to Bottlelake and rode out to have a beer with Phatboys Sister in Law at Spencerville. Only a small possee of Silverfox, Dozer and myself met at the HQ carpark. We headed out towards North beach where by a tree that was blown across the track we hooked up with Helmut. Carried along in the heat and wind stopping a couple of times for a rest. Deep sandpits along the beach track. Stopped to rest at the park before riding in to visit Jeannie who kindly gave us a Speights. We all discussed New Years and sadly my invite to everyone to come to Marahau was turned down. Oh well I will find a few friends up there I am sure. After chatting we jumped back on the bike, clambered over another tree and headed back. Dozer broke his chain, and crashed but after dusting off his knees not a scratch on them. rode on and got back to the cars. Did the normal wishes for the New Year before heading home. See you all next year.

Tuesday 21st December

The Xmas ride. A stinky hot and windy day for a ride but sometimes you just have to do it. We met at Phatboys who had been at Pomeroys for the afternoon and was really floating to begin with. Mellonfarmer, Me, Silverfox, Dozer, Bugs, The Lone Wolf.Goat and Tinkerbell set off towards town. Got as far as the Belgium Beer Cafe where we stopped for a couple of ales. Then back on the bikes and headed for Pomeroys where we met TwoPot, Sandals and Helmut. We stayed for another couple before heading back to Phatboys for another drink or two. Te Rex showed up just in time for the official showing and release of the PFMTBC video was launched. This was fantastic and showed ourselves off at our best. A great evening had by all.

Sunday 19th December

We gathered at mine before heading up Gruntsbury. There was Bugs, Mellonfarmer, Dozer, Tinkerbell, Helmut and me. The climb up the hill was slow and steady with the temperature great compared to Saturday. We climbed into the cloud at the pylon and out of it in the last section before the top. We then sorted out an order and then blasted along the traverse. Good run through here only stopping to let air out of mellonfarmers tyre and put air into Dozers. Good run around to Vic with a couple of us getting good air on the yump near the end. best I have ever flown on the yump. Down we started aiming for the rock garden then into Sandals new bit. On the steep corner I dabbed as I went around the tree (never looked like slamming it from my view) where Tinks thought I may slam the tree. Helmut then took us off to a new bit. Nice and steep but rideable. Rode the whole thing easily. then down another bit into lower cool runnings, Flow and New Bridges. Up Hidden as the rain started to come in. ( Not much but enough to make plastic mats sketchy) We rolled down Old skool quite well only stopping so mellonfarmer and Helmut could carry on talking (do they ever stop). The mat nearly had me but saved by the dirt at the end. Only 11am so we stopped for a coffee at the garden Centre. Home by 12ish.

Sunday 12th December

Phatboy, Mellonfarmer, Tinks, Silverfox, Dozer, Buggs, Helmut, Sandals and Delboy met in Sumner. they gasped up Richmond Hill and blasted Greenwood. At Evans, Buggs and Delboy vamoosed down The Captain, where Delboy went over the bars, while the rest rambled across the tops of Godley, wending their way impellingly to Breeze Col, whereupon they sloughed off altitude as they swooped the goodness that is the Anaconda and its gratifying tail. they then escalated the heady heights of Scarborough before plunging their ways through Nicholson Park to awaiting coffees and the odd muffin at Dot Com.

Tuesday 7th December

After a no show on Sunday (Dozer rode by himself on Godley) due to some sort of Xmas bug going around we headed out to Bottle lake meeting up at Broad Park. Phatboy arrived with PBJ and PBC, Dallas, Dozer, Silverfox, myself and we welcomed Bugs home. Headed out at a steady clip, stopped to watch PBJ do a jump then carried on pumping, up to the Shelter then down to the right along the road before cutting down Juliet and joining the single track again. Pumped on thru with Phatboy cracking the whip, stopped for 2 quick regroups before sliding in to shoot the breeze at Spencerville. Cruized thru the camp before taking to the track again. I dropped back towards the tail and had to push just to keep everyone in sight. Regrouped twice with the main stop near the HQ carpark. I led off with everyone on my tail and the next stop was the shelter where we all took a couple of gasps before heading back to the vehicles. Short sharp shock that always keeps us on the ball.

Tuesday 30th November

Picked up Silverfox, and his knew machine and headed out to Halswell Quarry. Pulled up just as Phatboy drove down the hill. He had got there early and dropped Mellonfarmer, Phatboy Jr (PBJ) and Phatboy Jr cuzin (PBC) at the top of the croc and they were racing down to join us. Dozer arrived just as MF and PBC got in sayin "PBJ punctured" so we set off to meet him. Puncture fixed and we headed up the Rim Track. Good grunt up here, admiring damage to the quarry from the Earth Orgasm. Up to the top and heading down the first descent when the Fox tries to ride down on his front wheel. Gave up on this quickly though. New breaks need getting used to me thinks. Up the next grunt to the road and then up the singly track to Siberia. Lovely little blast down to the gate getting any air I could. Up the 4 wheel drive before the enjoyable run down to the top of the Crocodile. Blasted down the Croc, missing the cows just (luckily PB has shooed them off the track for me) then up the steep climb, cleaning this and a regroup at the top. Love the work done on the switchbacks all the way down, easier to rail and even the climb has been tidied. As we rode out we saw a jumps area below. caught some air on the descent. At the bottom we spilt with MF, PB, PBJ and PBC setting off to find the jumps while the other 3 of us headed home. A great evening ride.

Sunday 28th November

Mellonfarmer, Tinks, Dozer, Weirdlittle (on a spanky new white 575) and Sandalicious met at Rubberjaw's. Rubberjaws and Phatboy biked to Ruapuna to watch heavyfooted drivers. the real riders went up Huntsbury into cloudy tops and round the traverse, down Thomsons to kiwi. all enjoying the open spaces. up the road then to the nun, with a short discussion of the Gov'nor's track, which Tinky admitted he's still never done(!), nice cruisy, waft down the nun, coasting through corners, then powering on through. all in all a good blast. Weirdlittle thought the newbike was barely different to his old Shamus but actually discovered he was going a darned sight faster. from kiwi off up to top of Vic Park, Farmer of mellons riding (as usual) over the seesaw, then all into the gummies each down different ways. quick regroup at the skidder site where MF said good- bye and blasted off down Dazza's, Brent's and Flow, Bridges, nuBridges and down and out and home across town. the rest? same, but they did Hidden Valley and lower Old Skool too... all up, gooooood.

Tuesday 23rd November

Abba arrived at mine followed by Sandals and Silverfox. Loaded the Ute and off to Cot Dom. Hooked up with Phatboy, Tinkerbell and Dozer. The plan was to ride up, down, up, around, up, down, up, down, up, down, down and that is what we did. Up over Scarborough stopping near the top to take a call from Bugs. Down into Taylor's and then climbed the tail and the Snake. Phatboy and Tinks doing impressions of Nelsie and Mellonfarmer. Rode around under the road before climbing up and then down to Breeze Col, then up and down to Livingstone Col. Everyone pushing along at a good pace. Then climbed the never ending climb before dropping to Evans pass. Excellent ride. Then down Captain Thomas we went. Good run down here, flying over some bits and slowing for others. A fun ride all completed in 1 hour 35 minutes ride time. Not bad for a bunch of old farts.

Sunday 21st november

Xmas racing at us and so much to do. Silverfox arrived at mine and we drove out to Bottlelake where we hooked up with Phatboy and Dozer. We headed out towards Waimari, along the beach and out to Spencerville for a break. Only stopped briefly for a regroup along the way. Then headed back to the cars. Phatboy led all the way, pushing hard (lucky he had a sore foot to slow him down). I briefly hit the wall on the way back but got it together in time for the last straight. In the car and home before 11.30. Then off to Sandals for a few drinks.

Tuesday 16th November

A hot day, reaching 28 degrees. Picked up Silverfox and drove up to the carpark at Marleys. Hooked up with Bugs and Texas, Sandals, Helmut and waited for Phootsaw Phatboy. Rode around and up to the top of Marleys and then came back down the single track. Passed a bunch of downhillers sitting at the top catching their breath after the climb. Eye not completely in but enjoying all the same. Regrouped at the cars then went down the other side of the road. Not sure what the track is called, but will call it Coronation Hill. Nice fast flow here with a couple of corners to watch out for. 95% of the climb out was cleaned by everyone, which is much better than last time when it was covered in grass. Up the road for another loop of Marleys. Much better this time and way faster. Silverfox following me closely in the top section and even making the same mistakes. Regrouped before the Fox and I headed home. The others hit another loop.

Sunday 14th November

Bugs and Tinkerbell met me and we headed up Gruntsbury. It was hot and humid all the way. Passed a group of oldies walking near the top and asked for a push. I actually got one. Arrived and waited for Sandals and Helmut before heading on around Vernon. Nice flow, then up over Witch Hill before starting up towards Castle Rock. A bit cooler by now due to the incoming Southerly. Castle rock came and went before meeting the Lone Wolf/Goat/Hubby at the top of Bridal Path. Cruised around into John Britten before blasting into Greenwood. Stopped for a snack at the ruins then I led off followed by Tinks. Just past first real rocky section Tinks punctured. Stopped and repaired and watched some weedy guy fall off while offering to help all of us fix Tinks puncture. We then headed down stopping half way for a regroup. I was texting when some of the others took off. Tinks, Bugs and I looked up to see Weedy guy fall off amongst rocks. Thought about helping but his runner mates went to the rescue. We continued on down, then down Ct Thomas where Tinks got another Puncture. Fixed this and then down and headed towards home. Some of us stopped for coffee at WAC. Sandals and Helmut actually bused home from here with their bikes. :) All in all a good ride.

Sunday 7th November

Due to heavy commitments a town ride was planned. I met up with Bugs, Tinkerbell and Dozer at Phatboys and the five of us headed off on a quake tour. Down Avonside Drive towards Porrit Park we headed. Amazed at the quality of the patch up that has been done. Cut through Avon park to see the damage that remains in here and then past the rowing sheds and hockey grounds. Big cracks still. Down Avonside drive to Avondale bridge before coming back the other side all the way to town. A lap around North Hagley before a trip into town for Coffee. 35kms and home by lunch. Just a wee ride.

Tuesday 2nd November

once again, copied and pasted from Mellonfarter's... only three tonight, Sandals, Bugs and MFDoom. met at Rubberjaws's and headed up Rapaki. Sandals headed towards Vic from there, while Bugs and MFer headed into the easterly, Witch Hill, up road to Castle Rock. they allowed Laurence Mote, Ventana-beltdrive-Oli, and possibly Daryl of Cactus in ahead of them, and MF did his darnedest to keep on their tails, closing the gap on the descent, then them losing him on the climb. good run. on round the top to John Britten. off piste meandering down there then down the road and into McCormacks bay for a sweeeet run down through there. then finished with a good tail wind run round the back of ferrymead Bugs peeling off and MF cruising it to Rubber's to his waiting car.

Sunday, 31st October

Cut and pasted from Mellonfarmer's pretty much...
Phatboy was rarking up ashley forest in a rally car and Rubberjawned was familying it....The rest, mellonfarmer, bugs, tinks, sandals, dozer and the silverfox met at silverfox's for today's spin. off up Worsley's, mellonfarter taking the dirt instead of tarmac, feeling good.

Hit the dirt and all had good climbs, nearly all cleaning the body bag? then we were onto the Nun. AWESOME blast down here, cold easterly blustering the odd jump, but not as bad as all that, brief regroup at half way, then onwards and downwards then off down Old Dyers too. excellent blaze down the bumpy bumpy bumpy to a sheltered sunny spot for a snackup.

then onwards up to road, over, and up into vic park, taking in the wee singletrack leading into the skidder site. nice wee off by tinks, who ended up having to untangle himself from a friendly bush. Off down Dazzas, then Brents, with everyone going different directions in there, Dozer and mellonfarmer taking in some of the bit we rode the other week. discovered race tape before leaving the forest, with dh groms blasting past on the fast lines as we flowed flow and nubridges. we regrouped below double drop (which was the dh finishline), and waited for Dozer, who'd dozed off and had quite a good off, nasty scrapes on his arms and knee.

Off up Hidden, some managing to clean it all this time, and off up and over into a glorious descent of the Old Skool. mellondeflamer said good by as the others turned for silvervox's, and mf to a quick blast into the wind home

Tuesday 26th october

A meeting at Cot.Dom was arranged. Tinks, Phatboy, Mellonfarmer, Silverfox and I set off around the waterfront, (in a stinky cold easterly), up over Scarbourough to Taylors. Singletrack commenced with the Tail and then the grunt of the switchbacks on the snake. At the top M/F and P/B went east while the other 3 went west. Toodling on the ups and poodling on the downs. We allowed the others to catch us :) at Evans Pass. Down Ct Thomas we went. I did not have the normal momentum down here but enjoyed the ride. The quick 3 went first while Silverfox and I enjoyed the down at a comfy pace. Blasted the steps. Back to the vehicles where we all departed for home. Nice ride.

Sunday 24th October

The first time in years I have got out the weekend after the trip. Sandals, Ben (Sandals son so do we call him Jandals), Helmut and I set off. We got as far as the corner when faster than a speeding bullet a green car headed towards mine. It was Dozer, so we waited and all five of us set off up Rapaki. Jandals led the way so now I have his name, Little Richard. We arrived at the top in average time before I led off around Mt Vernon. Stopped halfway to make sure all were there before zipping around to Bowenvale traverse. Great blast around here, neatly passing some dude at the rocky section before Lava Flow, on around to the half way point for a regroup. Onwards again to top of Vic before dropping down thru to the Rock Garden, Gums and then to the picnic spot. Little Richard then broke for home while the rest of us did, Dazzas, Brent's, Flow, Nu Bridges. From here we grunted up the hidden track before a fast blast down Old Skool. Helmut punctured the 29" wheel and had no kit so he walked to the new coffee shop that Sandals suggested. Can see us stopping there more often. Nice ride.

The October trip, 15th to 20th.

Left home at 7.45am and arrived smack on time at Silverfoxes. Loaded up his gear and 2 bikes before heading around to find Te Rex all ready. Arrived at the meeting place (Cookie Time) with plenty of time to spare. Bought some goodies before Phatboy arrived with Mellonfarmer and Dozer. At 9.02 Bugs arrived with Sandals and Helmut. We hit the road for Dunedin. Stopped for a quick bite in Oamaru (where all the woman are older than 60). Finally arrived at the Leith Valley Motor Camp which was our home for the 5 nights of our trip. Worked out well with everyone making use of Phatboy and my apartment. Did some groceries and picked up some beer from Emerson's before changing into some clothes for our first ride.

As we always do, we let Mellonfarmer take the lead and show us the trails, (he is the best map reader after all). We grunted up a few steep streets behind the camp and eventually found the top of the Redwood Loops. Awesome little track that Zigs and Zags down a hill. Lots of switchbacks and loose stone but oh so enjoyable. At the bottom the track gently loops back up to the beginning. The third loop saw Phatboy sideswipe a tree, he went over the bars, garking his knee quite well. He and I headed back to camp to attend to first aid duties while the others completed another loop.

We had a good dinner and then drunk until midnight to prepare for the next day. As the evening wore on The dreaded one and his mate Mike from Canada showed up. Tinkerbell got there about 10.30 with the lone GOAT in tow. The team was assembled for the next day.

Day 2 dawned with lovely sunshine and it was warm. We would learn to hate both before the day was done. We headed up the Leith valley to the Nichol's Track. This is a beautiful track that Zigs, Zags and sidles up through some awesome native bush. It reminded me of the Koru in Wellington. The biggest hold up was the Dreaded one riding on skinny tyres that kept getting holes in. He swears never to do this again. We had a quick break at a clearing near the top. At this point the track has not been completed and we continued up a walking track. This entailed much carrying, lifting, throwing, scrambling and getting ripped at by the plant life. I arrived first followed by Sandals. I had the camera set to catch people as they arrived. A rest was had before dropping and climbing along the Swampy Summit trail. We dropped down eventually to a parking area called the Bullpen. All feeling hot by now. After not being able to decipher the maps properly or find the trail we wanted we headed down the shingle road and looped back up anther to find Snakes and Ladders. This trail looked good on film and photo. Was meant to be a nice little skills area. Reality is a different thing. some nice drops and chutes followed only to be killed by stupid ups in loose shingle. The only person who seemed to enjoy it honestly was Helmut. I heard moans from everyone else. Half the team split at the first exit and headed back towards the Bullpen while the others continued on. The sensible half slogged back up the hill in some intense sun and heat. Water was now running low. The other half then had a break as yet another puncture happened before completing the ride. The word is that there were some more enjoyable challenges in there but also lotsa shitty bits. Not worth doing or riding there was the general consensus. The first group got to the Bull pen and started straight up towards the top, stopping for a quick bite in the shade. Sandals went for a swim in the pond. We saw the rest coming so ambled onwards and upwards. Eventually stopping at the top of swampy summit ready for the downhill. All were now running out of water or out. Well actually we thought this. It turns out Te Rex had another litre left when we got back to camp. The first downhill was interesting with everyone riding what they could. No one got all the way without dabbing. The top of the Zig zags finally arrived and the group got into a riding order and we were off. Yippeee and yahoo. Swooping and switching our way down the hill. So much fun to be had. Enjoyed it immensely. The usual group out front with me leading another group. All riding sweet. Silverfox caught his bars on a tree slowing him, then at an intersection Dozer led some down a shortcut. Nearly took this route myself (both times we rode this track). Finally achieved the bottom in good condition. The Dreaded one had yet another puncture on the way down. Back to camp where i cooked. No big session tonight as everyone was tapped out. In bed by 9.

Day 3. Another sunny morning. headed out on the road for Signal Hill. Long climb up the tarmac road. Lucky we had Mr Maps cos I would of got us lost with my lack of skills. grind grind grind ever upwards. Eventually got to the monument at the top which had better view's than any of us ever imagined. Some saw more than others. You just had to be on the ball. After Mellonfarmer looked at the maps we all concurred that we knew nothing as far as where to ride. The maps were all shite. Lucky for us that a guy Brent from the Bike Otago Shop was prepared to show us down. I loved this downhill track. Tested me to my limits but I still rode 95-98% of it. I personally would of done this a few more times, but I did not want to ride all the way back up and we found no room on the shuttle. The weather started to close in so went back to camp for lunch. This was a nice wee rest while the weather was doing its thing and helped set us up for the afternoon that was to come. Eventually after listening to much bleating and having watched the film that we had of the morning we loaded bikes onto the cars and drove to the Redwoods. Lucky for us they hold so much water before dropping it on the ground. Oh and the fact that it stopped raining helped even more. A few loops of this. I raced around trying to get some hand held footage. The others stopped at the bottom and hatched a plan while I finished a loop. After some chuckling at my expense we agreed to heading to Bethunes, (This is now called Buffoons after a group of riders who could not find their way). Mellonfarmer had a map so I left mine at camp. we arrived at Forrester's sports Field. Sandals suggested driving into Buffoons but after some discussion and looking at a drawing we stayed where we were. Into the forest for a couple of downhill switchbacks before ending up at the cars again. Hmmm, not what we thought would happen. We followed the leader down into the BMX cause which was fun then some shingle track before finding a road. Hmmm which way now. Buffons was the call but where and how do we get there now. Down the road and finally found a track going up. This was the start of some serious fun. At the top we heard the call that we will stay high now for sure. But this was Buffoons. We immediately headed downhill on some sweet track which was enjoyed by all. We then headed up another walking track that led to some off road. Following this we found a nice play area that had us all attempting to ride this. Some laughter and a rest. We found some awesomely sweet downhill. fast, flowing and yet tight with little drops. So sweet. I was so pumped by endorphins I could of ridden up a hill again. And that is what happened. Up a steep grunty track that was steep and grunty all the way. Guess what now. That's right another downhill run. This was funtastic, awesome and so cool. I challenged myself by staying on the hard route before going down the Expert line. Others took the sport line. (They had a couple of signs with arrows to keep the racers on cause). I can not say enough about this run. I loved it. At the bottom there were only 5 of nine arrive. Oops. The other four took the sport line. We five took another uphill which was the track we first came down. Not bad up and we followed this, taking a left near the top before coming out on the road and rejoining the group. Down into Forrester's park before following a track around the back which led to the top of the trees we first started in. fast down and back to the cars. Buffoons completed. To me this was the best track of the weekend followed by Signal hill. Oh the laughs about Buffoons. Lucky for maps!!!!!!!

Headed home and had some food before anther night of drinking. Poor Tinks had to go home now.

Day 4. It had been decided to follow Mellonfarmers call of doing the Government track. This is part of the old packhorse track to Cromwell and the goldfields. the plan was to start at 9 and be back by 12. We started at 9.30 and back by 3ish actually. Nearing our destination and the clouds were looking grim. I made the statement that Mellonfarmer will be saying that I will be saying Oh look at the rain. I was right about his mind working like that. The closer we got the more the sun came out which was pleasing to behold. Started up the track and the 1st hundred metres did not look good. But then we got onto the main trail and it was sweet native bush riding at an easy gradient all the way. I ambled up to keep energy and also to enjoy the plant and bird life. A few sections to carry or lift the bikes over and some trees down. Nice drops off the edge to catch you if you made a mistake. Lots of slippery wet roots and rocks. One cold wind exposed paddock a third of the way and then also some fine hail about 2 thirds of the way up. At the top, beautiful sunshine and bad weather coming. Downwards we went. oh so sweet. A few slips and slides but plenty of fun coming down. Regroups regularly to make sure all was well. Te Rex testing a real bike (with real suspension). Shit hot fun. Snowed briefly on the way back but no rain. All got to the bottom safely. The drive back saw some serious shite weather. Stopped for more beer, which we did not drink that night. Out for a meal before going to bed by 10.

Day 5. Weather was meant to be shite and did not expect a ride. Weather held out so we went up the Nichol's zig zags. A brief brush with bush lawyer on the way up and another brush with a tree on the way down were my highlights. I even cut time off my previous trip down even though the track was now wet and slippery. Everyone dabbed a few times. Unfortunately this had to be proved by actual video evidence. I took the top a but slow and got faster as i went down. Bugs on my tail with the camera rolling. We loved the run. Back to camp just before the rain set in for the day. Stopped at bike Otago before 5 of us went for a tour of Emerson's with Richard Emerson himself. Great trip with some nice tastings that set the tone for the night. A real session was held for the last night. Much discussion about speed, dabbing and how not to act like a Total Cock. Never make yourself out to be better than others in a group (especially when you do not mean too). Maybe the al k hol did not help??

Day 6. Time to go home. Phatboy, Mellonfarmer, Sandals and Helmut set off to do a Canterbury ride in Waimate while the others agreed the Dunedin trip was officially over and headed home. Silverfox, Te Rex and I hooked up with the Dreaded one for a half hour chat. Checked out his Specialised demo 8. What a lounge on wheels this is. Home by 3.30.


Overall the riding was great, the accommodation was great, the beer was great and I enjoyed the company of the group. Next year we celebrate 10 years of group riding. Where will it be and who will be with us.

Sunday 101010

Mellonfarmer and Matt from Oz, Phatboy, Bugs, Dozer, Tinks, Sandals and Silverfox met at mine. I was riding Phatboys Santa Cruze as mine was in the shop. 1st time on a hard tail for a while, about 10 years maybe longer. On top of this it was a large and I am a squat or shorty. We set off up the Crapaki with a mixture of paces. There were so many people on the trail I thought it was a super highway. Me finding it slightly tough as I was stretched out a bit. We kept going and regrouped at the top. The weather was warmer than any off us expected on the way up but a cool breeze at the top. Onto Vernon Traverse then a regroup at the start of the Bowenvale Traverse. Phatboy got a flat, then while he did this Sandals played by herself while we all watched. She did well on the little climb of the Vernon traverse. Then it was time to ride the trail. Much better pace and I was finding the hard tail OK. Onto Vic park, down Thompson's and after a pit stop upwards to the top of Marley's. Down we went. Now I was fighting a beast that was not anything like I knew as a bike. God bring back 6.5 inches of suspension. Let me float like a butterfly instead of dropping like hail stones in a storm. I survived my terror and made it all the way down. Tinks had spoke problems halfway. All sorted so we continued. Into Vic again, down the rock garden, into Gums, then some new track before joining the race line down Dazzas, into a new line through Brent's, which was awesome, before doing flow and new Bridges. Arms were saw and knees were knocking now. I nearly pulled the pin. We all went up the hidden track before doing Old Skool. Nice blast by everyone down here. Nearly ripped the derailleur off this time. Stopped for coffee before heading home. Good ride by all, with no injuries. Next full ride will be Friday in the city of scarves.

Tuesday 5th October

Silverfox arrived at mine and we drove round to pick up Abba before heading out to Cot.Dom. Followed Sandals most of the way actually. Upon arriving we were met by Phatboy, Bugs and Tinkerbell. We set off for Ct Thomas. All going well with the boys setting a good pace. Then I went over the handlebars cos my wheel went into the hole in the track. No damage to me but a slight knock to my confidence and also to my derailleur. This caused my chain to drop off so had to muck around with this. Carried on after the others who were waiting at the gate. Off we went again only for me to fall backwards while clearing a lump and the handlebars went over me this time. Sore Elbow, ankle and a scrape to the leg. Confidence shot now and I was dabbing all over the place. The others all rode superbly of course and I was last up to Evans Pass. Moaning and cursing I was. Up Godley we went, then more chain droppage so I ended up last to the top again. The others continued their sublime run up the hills. Time for a downhill, me with a little bit of confidence coming back but my front brakes decided to squeal worse than ever. Last climb from Livingstone to Breeze was the best of the ride. Cleaned it and then chased Bugs down the hill. Much happier but now light was fading for the Snake. Excellent run down here by all of us. Even I was happy now. Then the tail before slogging up Taylor's. Down Nicholson Park where the others let me lead. Back to the cars and home with my tired and sore body. The bike is in the shop for a service today so by Sunday, no squeaks, groans or chain drop. 9 more sleeps.

Sunday 3rd October

2 weeks to go before the trip and we need to push it. Pity that A couple of us were both complaining of a bad guts. We presented for the ride anyhow. Tinks, Phatboy, Dozer, Bugs, Abba and I headed off to the Silver Foxes on a beautiful if coolish morning. He was ready and waiting to go. He helped oil Dozers chain and then we started down the road. Phatboy punctured about 100metres on. Then we started again. Just before starting the climb on Worsley we hear Pssst and yes, Phatboys tire was flat. No puncture but the valve had ripped off. Fix this and then we start the climb. Went up the neat little single track beside the road. A few stopped and got rid of a layer of clothing. This is a nice option compared to the road. Still steep but it is single track. Slogged on upto the start of the off road. As mentioned a couple of us not feeling 100%. I led off up the track and cleaned it all to the rest bend. After this little break I mucked up the next 100 metres before getting it together. We regrouped at the bottom of the body bag where Sandals also joined the team after heading up ahead of us. 6 out of 8 all cleaned the body bag which is a record. At this point Abba disappeared ahead and no more was seen of him. We just took it for granted that he had not gone off the edge somewhere cos he does this sometimes. Up to the top of Marleys where we all had an excellant run. Whooping and jumping our way down. Regroup and then down to the Kiwi. Climbed Thompsons Track all the way to Vic then down via Seasame St, into Dazzas, Brents, Flow and New Bridges. One little moment at the start of new bridges but all down safe. We then climbed hidden Valley before coming down old skool. Lotsa ups and lotsa downs. All felt bloody good.

Tuesday 28th September

Phatboy n MF treadled the length of Linwood Ave and round to Bugsy's, finding him, Silverfox and Sandals ready to ride. Rubberjawn was off being wined and dined somewhere fancy. We headed round the ferrymead singletrack, then off up Mt Pleasant Rd, spreading out pretty good but regrouping a couple times and then layering up up top before hitting the Greenwood goodness. All did very good, once again, some better than Sunday. fanged it, railed, popped, roosted, relishing the dry singletrack. quick reqroup midway, til Sandals rounded into view, then off again, cutting through the lower section even smoother and faster than before. cleaning both little rocky ups and floating from there on down. whole ride was totally on form, felt great. Sandals took off down the road, due to light issues, and the rest of us headed into Capt Thomas, once again, feeling very good. usual baulks, the odd dab, then great cleaning of all the rest. quick regroup in the middle and into the rest of it, great times. first night ride without lights (cept for bugs and silverfox on the homestraight)then the slog home, head winds, once again, but not quite as strong as sunday.

Sunday 26th September

1st day of daylight saving so was tired from this and had been sick all night and ended up trying to sleep on the couch which did not help. Still I got up and rode. Met Sandals, Tinkerbell. Bugs, Dozer, Silverfox and the Mellonfarmer out front and headed out towards Scumner. Went around the river behind Ferrymead and I said to the Fox about Mulgens Track and he was keen. So we put it to Mellonfarmer who agreed so we headed on up. What a grunty, steep and nasty track. We all dabbed on the corners somewhere but cleaned all the steep bits. Dozer twisted his ankle getting started on a steep bit, but continued with us. Got to the top and then up Panorama Rd and then up the steep rooty section to the summit. We then rode the summit and into Greenwood park which was dry and firm. Good blast here. I was chasing MF who was riding well. Great blast down to the road. I was stuffed and wanted coffee and after some chat we decided this was the option. Down Ct Thomas where I had a near miss. Pleased I recovered. Blasted down with it pretty dry all the way. Coffee and then a stinky ride over the causeway into a nasty Nor west. MF hit the ave while the rest of us rode the Ferrymead single track and then home. Great ride although tough. Pleased I made it. Happy Birthday for Sunday to Phatboy.

Tuesday 21 September

Phatboy and Mellonfarmer met Bugs, Dozer and Silverfox at his house. Off up Worsley's they all chuffed, all doing well. the ruts and ridges were challenging and enjoyable, the odd bit dabbing all. three cleaned the body bag, one with a blow out part way up. on up to the Nun then blazing away, weed-eaten grass strewn all over the whole track now. grass and lights making it a bit tricky. Phatboy had issues, his handlebar mounted lights had been flopping forward on every bump. he sorted the lights at the carpark and on down to the kiwi they flew. up the road, ignoring the Thomsons, into Vic, flowed down the first bit, mellonfarmer took the see-saw, then into Brakefree, all yumping and swooping round it, then they hit Sesame St, the landing off the Wall nearly wiped out MF, then into Dazza's, and Flow and once again New Bridges, and out the bottom. A southerly blowing them down Bowenvale and a change maybe on the way

Sunday 19th September

A small group (especially after last week) met at mine. Dozer, Phatboy, Tinks and I set off up Rapaki. Phatboy setting a pace that we could not match (although he stopped to let us catch up), which caused us to push ourselves harder. We got to the top in a smart time. Sandals sent a text saying she would meet us at Marley's. We then set off over the Mt Vernon Track. This was nice and dry. Cleaned this nicely with no dabs so I was feeling good. A quick regroup and then we hit the Traverse Track. Fast and flowing through here. Stayed on Phatboys tail all the way, he stopped to take photos of us at the pond but by time he got off his bike we were already past him. A quick regroup and then onto Vic Park. Down Thompson's and to the Sign of the Kiwi. We then started the climb to Marley's. Sandals was at the lower car park and joined us. Marley's was fantastic with only one puddle. Got everything including the rock face and felt real sweet. Fast charging flow to the bottom car park for a regroup and then Phatboy led off again. He dropped his chain on a rise and I continued with him chasing. Carried on all the way down old Dyers which was a mess. Mud and water everywhere. Near the bottom caution was needed. Climbed back into Vic and snacked at the new tables before going into Dazzas, climbing to the bottom of Cool Runnings and then around to Nu Bridges and out. All cool down here and feeling good. Stopped for coffee before going home. Mellonfarmer had ridden earlier so maybe we will see him ride with us sometime soon.

Sunday 13th September

The first big off road adventure since the earth orgasm. A large posse arrived at mine. Lets see, their was, Bugs, Tinkerbell, Dozer, Te Rex, Silverfox, Sandals, Helmut (with his arm in a sling), Phatboy, Twopot (big surprise here) and me. Helmut drove up to the start of Huntsbury off road while the rest of us rode. grunt grunt grunt. Up we went, and it was warm. We did a bit of jiggling for position so we could avoid opening gates but we made it to the top. Te Rex standing in the pedals all the way while Helmut rode one handed. We went left around Mt Vernon, a bit wet in spots and I must say I was not handling it all that well. lotsa dabs. Phatboy streaks ahead. Then over Witch Hill, I was starting to get my eye in by the end. We then went on to Castle Rock where an Angel was being photographed on the rock as we went in. I led off down the track which was a bit wet and rutty in spots. Stopped after the first hairpin for a group look at what was left of the Rock. Big slip here with the hillside scarred all the way down to the Bridal Path. On we went with my eye now in. Rode this whole track well. We regrouped at the end and then doodled around the road to John Britten Reserve. Stopping for some photos along the way. I took off skirting the rock slope and then stopped at Greenwood entrance. We rode onto the ruins for a regroup with Tinkerbell doing some off piste passing and Phatboy leading. I then had the best ride I have had for a while. I led off and was flying, Phatboy chasing with camera rolling and I was not sure how anyone else was going. That's the thing about being in front you can not write much about anyone else. I took good lines and just let it flow. Had a couple of dabs in some muddy sections but wow I enjoyed it. Regrouped at the road before heading down Captain Thomas. This was wet wet wet all the way. I balked at a couple of bits, Tinks led some of the way but we had fun the whole way down. Finally near the bottom we let rip and hit the steps to have our photo taken by Helmut who had ridden the road down with Sandals. Stopped for coffee before a hard pump home. Stuffed at the end I was.

Tuesday 7th September

Due to no ride over the weekend cos of a little 7.1 earthquake on Saturday at 4.35 I needed to get out. Felt skittish as hell and was pleased weather was not great over the hills. Bugs met at mine and we rode over to Phatboys and then onto Mellonfarmers to pick him and the Choirboy up. They had been on the hills earlier. We rode around the river looking at the destruction. I was amazed that I and most of my friends seem to have come out so well while others have been torn apart. It makes me feel sick to think of those who are suffering so. The roads are more like a jump park. We did not go far and headed back to Pomeroys quite quickly for a beer. Home by 9 for a nice relaxed sleep until my world was rocked again this morning.

Tuesday 31st August

A few unable to ride and Silverfox running late and yes the tracks were closed so what do we do. Tinkerbell, Bugs and I rode over to Silvefoxes. Trying to work out what the irritating noise was in my tyre. Could be the Stans has gone hard and is rolling around in my tyre. Anyway we went up Hackthorne Rd, Bugs doing an impression of Mellonfarmer or Nelsie while the rest of us grunted away. from here we went into Vic Park up the road, (never ending in the dark). We then took a left and rode above Dyers Pass Rd, chatting to a couple of runners (the only people we saw). This was a good roll and Tinkerbell set the pace. From Sign of the Kiwi it was up the Summit Rd and along. Pumping steadily, stopping to put our sleeves on as it was a bit breezy. Saw a few boyz in their carz. Fast downhill to the top of Rapaki and then, Oh my God look at the time, and down we went. Brakes screaming along the way and home by 8.15. That was all I wrote.

Sunday 29th August

practically copied word for word from MellonFarmer's bloggage.

so good to finally get out today.
Mellonfarmer, Weirdlittle, Dozer, Tinks, Phatboy and Bugs out front of Rubber's, who had an excuse of family bother to get him out of riding... not pisscrookedness at all, right?

anyway, off up Rapaki we lugged our sorry states, meeting Helmark and Sandals and truck at end of road. Sandals joined us, while HelMark drove off to see us up top. climbed like climbing things, MF and Phatboy surprising themselves i think with their ability to actually succeed after rather messy evenings before. cold southerly wind in our faces all the way up, and into the clouds up top, with some spitty drizzliness going for it dampening everything. decided on heading towards Sumner, but not thinking we'd make it.

Witch hill was like a pinball machine, little bit of grease on the rocks pinging tires all over the place. numerous dabs, lurches and lost momentums. but all over quite good. Sandals and Warren took the road, Sandals due to a bad wrist. regrouped and headed on up summit road towards the Castle.

Castle Rock started out a bit mucky but not bad. a few damp spots down the way, but mostly pretty good, had a nice flow on down round the hill, first hairpin nicely negotiated, on down and after the second hairpin nasty rutsville just before the bridge. pete stepped off to film everybody, and Silverweirdlittle had a nice tumble off down the hill, i think caught on film, nice couple garks on his legs. Sandals took the road. helMark showed up and we chatted and then got on our ways on round, in the clouds, tailwind, to Britten

John Britten trail: nice and dry cept for under the very wet (rainmaking) shelterbelt. MF got round to the road where he waited. and waited. and waited, and thought, hmmm, and was just about to ride on back to see what'd happened, when Sandals and Bugs and WeirdLittle appeared out of the gloom saying Pete had had an off but they were on their way. he'd been straddling his bike, walking up that steep uprock when one of his feet gave way and off he tumbled down the hill, garking himself nicely. Helmark rolled up and Sandals changed bikes here.

hit Greenwood, for the first time in a lonnnnnng time. started off with a greasy rut which threw most a bit, but dried out nicely on further up, with even some dust appearing at one stage... had a good cruise down really enjoying the freedom of this trail, and pleasantly surprised at how little damage the winter had inflicted, maybe a few more rocks showing a bit more of their teeth after dirt's been washed away. mucky wetspot after rockgap, but all good round into gloomy gulch. still in the clouds at this point, pulled up just down from usual stopping place, and regrouped again, looking down on the willing workers we were intending on joining. got rolling again and cruised down to the workers, stopping to chat with Ranger Nick Singletrack, who basically said no need to worry about helping out and to enjoy the ride!!! gotta make it to the next workday. bolled down the rest of the trail, seeing Mark again, and then hit Captain Thomas.

First corner, more workers (and a "NICE BIKE" comment on the Mellonfarmer's Soul), chatted to Graham a bit then continued on down. bad slip mud eating Mellon's wheels before the first nemesis. MF walked quickly down, then turned round to see Phatboy dropping his bike and scuttling down and juuust stopping on his hands... most enjoyed the rest of the trail. one or two other wet bits, nothing too major, quite fun dodging and popping the various holes and rutty bits, on out to the bottom. up pulls Helmark, informing us Sandals was behind. once she arrived we all tootled down to DotCom and coffeed up before the slog home. MF peeling off first

Tuesday 24th August

A meeting re the trip away was planned. Sandals and Helmut on a road tandem, Bugs on his stead, Phatboy on grandad, Mellonfarmer on the towncruiser and I on the cruiser headed around the river, following it to Cashmere before taking a few back streets to Pioneer Stadium. From Here it was just a short blast to the Home of the Silverfox. We met up with the others, drunk, talked and planned. Got confirmation on 10 and a possible on 2 others. looking good for the trip.

Sunday 23rd August

A ride to remember with a good bunch of riders. PhatBoy, Silverfox, Bugs, Tinkerbell, Dozer Sandals and I were just about to head off when Abba joined us. The eight of us headed off around the river towards Sumner. (most tracks closed still). Followed the river track pumping along at a good pace, then across the causeway. We stopped at the bottom of Richmond Hill to remove jackets. Then we climbed, and climbed and grunted up the road for a regroup near the top of the road. We then headed up the farm track where Abba had to walk due to lack of tread on tires. I walked 5 paces and had a couple of Dabs while the rest had a dab or two but rode well. At the top we nearly left Sandals behind cos I did not notice she was having a bite to eat when I took off. A couple of lads waited for her. A regroup at John Britten before heading on. Good road blast around to the traverse. Pushed hard all the way and had a bite and regroup at the start of the traverse. Abba bailed to do some stuff and the rest of us headed on. Great to be on single track again. Pumped hard all the way. Regroup at Vic before showing the roadies how to ride down hill to the Kiwi. Toilet stops for the boys before we chased Sandals who had continued upwards towards Worsley. Pushed hard. Worsley was as one would expect. Wet and Muddy. Took the technical lines where poss and enjoyed it all the way. Arms aching from control the bike and brakes. Got home after a 38km ride feeling like I had worked hard.

Tuesday 17th August

Cor, another ride, that's nearly a record for the winter. 2 rides in 3 days. Bugs, Silverfox, Phatboy and I set off for Sumner in the fog and pumped hard all the way there. My rear light keeping cars at bay. We headed up Richmond Hill again, the Grunt on the road and the slip and slide of the farm track. I did not make it all the way this time but still got there. Bugs and Phatboy more determined though. At the top, a little rest and then onto John Britten Reserve. Down through here was fun and off piste. Down Mt Pleasant and then we took the McCormick's Bay track. This was hell at the top. Very much hold on and hope. The mud was thick but oh so much fun. Worth a laugh. The bottom half after the bridge was better and we opened up a bit more. Once we hit the road we pumped home with Phatboy turning off at Linwood Ave, the Bugs at his place. I stopped at mine leaving Silverfox the slog home alone. A couple of notable things on the ride was the fog. Overlooking Sumner and into the valley we were above the fog. It looked awesome. The other thing was before we came down from Mt Pleasant you could not see the city at all. It was a blanket of fluffy fog with only the occasional hint of light.

Sunday 15th August

Finally the tracks were open and we could ride. Woke up and it was drizzling but I was determined to ride. A few contacted me to double check so I sent the message. I was riding. Tinkerbell, Sandals, Dozer and Phatboy arrived and we set off, picking up Bugs on Ferry Rd. We rode out to Sumner and then started the grind up Richmond Hill. We all did well considering the lack of riding. At the top we decided on a new approach from the normal 2 options. I had googled the farm track and we took this instead. Slippery as shit. Not to sound like Mellonfarmer but I rode the whole thing. A few had to walk through the worst of it, but I am sure when we do it on Tuesday they will make the top. About 2/3 rds of the way up I got a call. J9 and Grace had locked themselves out. I decided to head down Mt Pleasant Road. Arriving at the top the drizzle was heavy and a call was made. Everyone followed me and after a blast down the road we dropped some keys to the girls and headed into town for coffee and also to click over some kms. Not a bad ride and we have decided to do similar on Tuesday.

The whole week

No riding for me this week other than to and from work. Oh I also rode to the rugby and into town with Phatboy. Hopefully we can get out this coming Sunday.

Sunday 1st August

After a night watching the rugby an early start so we could head to Orton Bradley for a planting. Dozer, Silverfox and Phatboy arrived and we loaded evrything into the Ford and the 4 of us drove to Lyttleton to catch the ferry. While waiting Abba showed up after coming up and down the bridal Path. Once we unloaded at Diamond Harbour a puff up the hill and a casual ride to the planting. We helped plant 900 plants inside of an hour. Stopped for coffee and found out how to acess the cliff track for the ride back to catch the ferry. The plan was to get the 12.30 sailing. Alas the cliff track is not really all that good for riding. It has some wonderful bits but a few carries up and a few carries down. Abba, Silverfox and I made it just in time for the ferry. Abba jumped on while the Fox and I waited for the other 2. A couple of bike problems delayed them and we got the 1pm sailing. Due to committments we drove home and arrived at mine at the same time Abba got to the top of the hill. Bummer not to do the whole ride but at least got on the bike.

Tuesday 27th July

After missing any riding for 2 weeks and being ill with Pig Flu also, I decided to do a road ride on the cruiser. Let everyone know what was happening as Mellonfarmer was gonna head up the hill so there was room for a split. About to ride home from work and found I had a rear flat on the cruiser. Threw it in the van and raced home to fix it. Not as easy as I thought cos I had to remove gear set and brake arm just to get the wheel off. Anyway I got it ready before time to meet the lads.

I went outside to find Mellonfarmer, Phatboy, Te Rex, Bugs, Silverfox, Tinkerbell and Dozer. The split was Mellonfarmer and Te Rex went up the hill and the others all came with me. I had a plan. We went over the bridge, and followed the river round Hansen Park avoiding the walkers. Followed the river all the way to Colombo then found our way to Barrington St, right into Milton then 2nd left past the mall and continued towards Brougham. Across Brougham on past the church and then to Hagley Park. Half a circuit of South Hagley and 2/3 circuit of North Hagley. Back out by Armagh then down past the museum, rowing sheds hugging the river, Down cashel, up High, past the Cathedral then down Worcester through the Tram Junction, New Regent St then Manchester and around river to Pomeroys for a beer or 3. Good ride without stops to keep the heart pumping. Mellonfarmer joined us for a couple of beers too. Smelly ride home by myself as most of the team left before PB, MF and me.

Sunday 18th July

All the tracks were closed, so a few of the boys, Meerky, and not sure who else, met at 'Jawn's and headed up Krapaki and along the slummit road to Scumner where they had coffee and returned viat the flatness that is the causeway.

meanwhile, Mellonfarmer did the Wharfdale with a couple of guys he knows (one the father of his son's best friend). he muchly enjoyed that, tho has been hungry for days since.. Apologies to all and sundry, he meant to txt suggestion to ride with him to the others, but didnt realise he hadnt til waaaay too late...

Sunday 11th July

What a frost. Coldest ride so far me thinks. After a night at Bugs' place with a midnight spa the boyz arrived. Choirboy, Mellonfarmer, Silverfox, Dozer, Phatboy and Helmut on a weird thing (29 wheel up front, rear brakes only, 3 speed carbon, no shocks). No Bugs as he was tired and needed to clean up before the wife got home and No Sandals. She was still asleep. Rugged up and cruised up Rapaki. Cold start but needed to take off the overcoats by the 1st gate. Pedal pedal pedal to the top. I woke up Sandals and suggested she hook up, but alas the warm bed got the better of the argument. We the rode around the road, As the Tuis ads go. Down Thompsons which was good for the first half, sloppy for the 2nd. Everyone feeling good, but cold. Some icy road about. Up to the top of Worsley where seats were dropped and coats put on for the downhill. Slippery and loose control down the bodybag, then sloppy hole then icy ruts. Pick a line and hope you picked right. Phatboy enjoying his Muddy Max or whatever tire. Was holding the lines better than others. Some icy spots. Helmut and I lost it on one iced rock. Got down not to bad and enjoyed it thoroughly. Down the road but avoided the steep section with a cool bypass at the side. Nice. Then through Cracroft and around the river. Coffee and home. Nice day, nice ride.

Sunday 4th July

Yippee the tracks are open. Mellonfarmer, Bugs, Dozer and the Silverfox met at mine. Bloomin cold it was and I was feeling a tad tired after a late night at the Bismark Bar with J9 and Phatboy. Cruised up Rapaki, noticed it was full of woman walkers and Runners only for some reason. Dozer feelin a bit off so gave us all an excuse to relax on the up. Headed left over Witch Hill and then back towards Rapaki. Good to get the eye into single track again. The Silverheadedfox had a slow leak so we met him on the way back. Up over Vernon with this being in good nic except for the Teddington chip being soft and sucky in a couple of spots. Cleaned all except the last rocks where I got through then dabbed. Phew how did I do that. We regrouped at the start of the Travers where we all had a blast. The Mellonfarmer did not get away from us at all in this section. I chased and closed on him and Bugs and the Fox were chasing me also. Had a regroup for the Fox to fix his flat and then around to Vic. Had a chat with some dudes and then into Thompsons. All sweet through here. A young couple hiding in the trees with their baby as we went through. I think we scared them. Then up to the Kiwi for a quick break and then around to Marleys. Icy in the shade as we climbed to the top and wet and sticky as we started down. This track should of been closed. I stacked it on the first corner. After telling everyone that it was sweet and just roll in and let go, I roll in and loose the front wheel and plant myself on the rocks. No real damage except my pinky hurts and now so does my wrist. Carried on down carefully as the track was slick then up into Vic and down the gums (where i hurt my toe) and then Dazzas. Took K2 from here. Tracks would of been wet and we were not risking it. All in all a good ride.

Tuesday 29th June

Bugs and I started the ride to Phatboys, hooking up with Abba at the church. An uneventful trip was had and arriving there we found him, Dozer' Tinkerbell and Graeme (p's brotherinlaw). We did the around the river trip into town and then around North Hagley, crossing over into South Hagle and then another circuit of North Hagley. Ended up back at Pomeroys for a beer, a lovely Smokin Bishop. Abba, Bugs and I then rode back to our respective homes. An enjoyable if boring ride. Nothing much to comment on really but we are looking forward to dry tracks by the weekend.

Saturday 26th June

All hill tracks closed again so Silverfox and I drove around to pick up Phatboy but alas we could not prise him out of his bed. We then headed out to McLean's Island and hooked up with Bugs and Dozer. A full loop at a steady pace is all you can say really. The tracks were wet and soggy but no real puddles. Silverfox had a off when he lost the front wheel but even this was boring, no injuries or anything to look at. Finished the ride and then went home. Boring but at least we went out and got the bikes dirty.

Tuesday 22nd June

A boring ride due to track closures. In fact the most exciting thing on the ride was trialling my new lights. Brilliant in all ways. The iblaaast9 and the aftaburner. Clear and crisp. But it was not all about me. Phatboy had his new camera, Mellonfarmer could not do single track, Silverfox had low light, Bugs was happy, and Abba was no longer lonely when we found him. We shot up Huntsbury, starting in the cold and finding it warmer at the top. Found Abba between Huntsbury and Rapaki then we rode round to Mt Pleasant and then down. Home by 8, pretty dull and would of been good to have some mud flying but alas no.

Saturday 19th June

Finally the wheels got to turn. Only Dozer and Bugs went out Thursday as I was sick and others had reasons for not showing. Today we went to plant trees again. Phatboy, Dozer, Choirboy and Mellonfarmer showed up at mine for a blast. All tracks closed again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had on a large pack with extra clothing, lights and Battery as I was going out afterwards (or so I thought). Up the Rapaki with the usual leading. At the flat bit the fast 3 went up Montgomery Spur while Dozer and I plodded on. We waited for ever at the crossing of Vernon for them and when they finally arrived we all moaned that the Traverse was not open. As we rode the road we got pissed as u could see the track was dry as. At Victoria we dropped down the 4wd track to find they have put lotsa loose shit at the bottom of a fast run. Dangerous shit. Down to the planting site on a no MTB track which we rode and then across country with spades on bars to the planting. Planted lots. Even enjoyed watching Downhill plonkers push their bikes up K2 only to ride down the same stretch. Up for a BBQ and then down the tarmac and home. Good to get on the bike but gosh I want some single track.

Saturday 5th June

A time to plant more trees. This time we celebrate Arbor Day. Even better we do it beside one of the best tracks around. Silverfox and Te Rex showed up at mine and we set off up the Rapaki Highway. A bit overdressed as it was cold to start but got warmer real quick. Cruised straight to the top passing a couple of riders as we went. No stops until the top. A pee and then back on the bike up round the Vernon track. Surprisingly dry for the most part. Only 2 dabs which annoyed the hell out of me. Led off omn the Traverse track at good pace. No mud here . Blast blast and hit evrything you can style of ride. Then at Vic we dropped down Thompsons and then up to Marleys. Met Di the ranger and laughed about the weather. Normally this planting is always cold but not today. Rode to the start of the planting area catching first corner and trying to talk the others into doing it but no. Planted for the next 1.5 hours and then time to ride. Flew down the Nun, loose only once and that was just cos the track had a but of slime on the corner. Hitting all the bumps and jumps I could. The Fox hanging in behind until near the middle carpark where I got a jump as he wobbled. flew the next bit to the Kiwi. Decided to go down the old Dyers road track. This was slippery, wet and loose in spots but pushed as hard as I could. We bailed at the road and headed down the tarmac. Great ride.

Tuesday 1st of June

The first day of winter and what would you expect...a cold night. That is what it was when Sandals and Abba arrived at my place. We set off for Broadpark where we met Tinkerbell and Bugs. That was it, just the 5 of us. It felt somewhat warmer here and we hummed and hahed about whether to take the jackets. We did which was lucky. We set off along the beach and then into the first humpty bit of track, where I was still settling my vision into the night time riding thing. The next section was good and then we climbed to the shelter. As we neared the top a bit of mud was encountered but nothing compared to what we would find later. We headed towards the Bottle lake HQ on good track until we encountered the new stretch from the Landfill Rd. This was muddy, slippery and a little bit interesting. Straight into the next section we went, I was leading and thinking we were all doing well until suddenly I was no longer on the track. It was gone. Bugs took the lead and pointed out we missed a new section. It was about now we noticed the mist had turned into steady drizzle and I removed my glasses. Abba reassured us that it would be from behind shortly and not to worry. I think he writes TUI ads. He forgot to put YEAH Right after the statement. :) From here I led again with Bugs telling me another TUIS story about a new bit of track going straight ahead, after missing the turn I found out it went to the Right. Bugs was again leading. Then into the old familiar tracks to the turn off before Spencerville. We did a slow crawl through here instead of a stop and then I led into the return journey. The drizzle was heavy and into our face (nearly rain now and drenching.) Mud was flying and we no longer tried to avoid puddles. In this section I nearly had a whoops as I caught my front tyre on an edge. Sat upright and had to listen to a couple of wise cracks about the look on my face. Carried on, with our vision now impaired by the drizzle. Puddles, mud, splatter, grit and the sound of grinding coming from the bikes. Visions of our last trip to Golden Bay. Bugs passed me and led into the last section before the HQ stop. Here we met 3 riders who were about to enter the track. 2 were visions and the other was a guy who we did not talk to. The nurse was vaguely familiar to me and laughed about how we looked. After this briefest of interludes back into the muddy track, taking it with more pace and then into the homeward stretch. By this time Abbas old style brakes no longer worked which kept the pace on for him. Got back to Broadpark by 8pm and found very light drizzle. Loaded up and headed home all feeling wet but good. Nice ride and nice company at a nice pace. Hopefully see everyone for the planting ride on Saturday.

Sunday 29th May

Rain rain go away and never come back again!! A week of rain and all tracks that I want to ride closed. Had to go to a Birthday Party with children at QE2 in the morning. Hydroslide and swimming for exercise and even my eyes got a work out. Wowwee!!!! At 1pm Silverfox and Bugs arrived so we set off for Phatboys. Around the road all the way and amazingly he was ready when we got there. From his place we went down Patton St, Retreat Rd then over the Footbridge by Avon Park. No more road for a long time. We were on cycle way all the way to Bridge St in South Brighton. They have even done some work on the track between Brighton and Bridge St. From there we tried to enter the old track round the ponds but a sign said we could not so we headed to Dyers Rd and low and behold there was a gate without a sign so we climbed it and rode around the edge of the ponds. Admired the new pumping station as we went by. At the end we clambered over the electric fence rode through the paddock and over another fence. Around the estuary to the wind surfing park then through Charlesworth Reserve to WAC for coffee and a snack. Needed it as I had had no lunch. From here we went around the edge of the river behind the industrial area, over the bridge and down towards Heathcote Valley. We swung around the Pa site, and rode the back of the river towards the Tunnel Rd, over this and off piste to Bamford St. Down here and round past the wool place and came out on King Edward Tce and then home. All in all about 31km and only about 6-8 of it on the road. Not bad for a city ride.

Sunday 23nd May

weather being as it has been hills had a big fat closed sign on them, and so Rubberjawn and Phatboy decided to watch a 3am game of rugby. Mellonfarmah'd had a bit of a late night himself, so was a bit sluggish when the phone rang at 8.30 and those two were out front of his house, still a bit merry, ready to go. route followed Linwood Ave, Linwood Drain, Hargood St to Ferry Rd, then along trails on the south side of the Heathcote all the way to the Cut, over a footbridge, northbank crossing Tunnel Rd to the southbank again, then round the tracks to Ferrymead, to the bridge, then back round behind the industria and onto Charlesworth St. Nice fresh air feeding our addled brains... rolled in to the Trees For Canterbury planting, guiding and assisting 60 odd people, including a couple of the PFMTBrs, 2000 plants, and a coupla saussies, afterwhich the cycling three cycled back up Linwood Ave, Linwood Drain, Linwood Ave home.

Tuesday 18th May

Farmer of Mellons here... i singled over to fatboy's and we drove to BroadPark carpark, meeting up with RubberJaws and Abba, then up rolled Heckles and Dozer in separate vehicles. JawsOfRubber then discovered he'd bust his bulb, so, no ride for him. the rest of us headed out. Heckles regaling us with his tales of the MoonRide 24hrs solo. crazy mothah. sounded brilliant, and hard to pace yourself to last the distance... anyway, north we rode, along the beach side trails slowly picking up the pace, then in, little bit of singletrack, nice, road, singletrack, and onwards. quite a few stops, yarns, and bits of fast blatting. all up a good wee spin. reminded me how much fun the singlespeed can be out there, and how familiar it all is, the damp cool early winter chilliness, spin spin spin.

no show from Tinks, who we speculated would have been up to his balls in cider...

Sunday 16th May

Mmmm what can one say. Wet wet wet. Thought we could ride so Phatboy, Tinks and Dozer came over and we rode to The Foxes place. Got wettter the closer we got so we all headed into town for coffee and a chat then home again by 11. Bummed no real ride. Tracks were all at avoid anyway. We turnt the pedals though.

Saturday 8th May

Due to Mothers Day being Sunday we organised a ride for today. First one had to go North, one to a wedding, one to a race, one to Sons sports, one to the Bay, then we had one helping one move and one needing to do ones things so after Bugs and I riding to Silverfoxes to meet absolutely nobody Bugs and I rode to Worsley Rd and started the uphill grunt. Just putt putted at a good pace, not to slow yet not like mellonfarmer would. He dabbed twice me 3 times but we both cleaned the steep gnarly top bit. Now we were pumped and off we went down the Nun. Nun of this track stopped us. The A line was cleaned 3 times by me and twice by him. Down we went at good speed. I was hitting all the jumps I normally do and looking for more. Bugs not loosing me nor was he gaining. Flowing it we were. Chuffed we were at the Kiwi. Back up to Vic park then sailed down the rock garden, into the Gums and down. Straight into Dazzas, raced through Brents and Bridges, Flow and hospital Corner. I took the high road and he took the low road and neither of us made it to Scotland afore ye. Then out we went as the drizzle started. Home by 11.45. Feeling real good.

Tuesday 4th May

I headed off and picked up Silverfox then Sandals and headed on up to Marleys gravel pit. Waited for the others to show. Chris (Altarboy), Mellonfarmer and Bongo (The Bongo BoyZ) arrived followed by Dozer and Bugs. We headed off up the hill pretty much together, not to fast as we wanted to make, Mellonfarmer, Altarboy and Bongo look good. I cut Dozer off as we went onto the off road hill climb. At the top, a regroup. We then headed off for my first night ride under lights. I was fourth to go and although a bit of dust it was the cold wind in my eyes that got me. Hit everything pretty well considering and arrived back at the vans in good time. A wee wait as we regrouped then up the road we went and to the drop in point. This time I started fourth and ended 5th. I mucked up the first corner and let Dozer, Bugs and Silverfox in that order get in front. (The Mellonfarmer bit) I did a great bit of riding, really hard out, caught Silverfox, passed him then cut the inside corner to pass Bugs and then hunted down Dozer and rode his rear wheel to the vans. God I am great and fast. (Sorry Mellonfarmer). Regrouped with Sandals and waited for the Bongo BoyZ....they had ridden to The Kiwi and came back up the road. Up for another loop. Same order in, mucked up the same corner but got going before anyone cuaght me. Best run yet. Everyone going better I think. Blasted past the vans and continued to the Kiwi. Seeeet. Headed straight back to meet Sandals at the vans. She and Bugs had lost their flashes on the trail. We headed off leaving the Bongo BoyZ to continue playing.

Sunday 2nd May

The day after Mellonfarmers coming of age party. Gosh did I have fun there. A hoot and the good thing was I did not have to get up early as we had a planting day planned. Bugs, Dozer and Silverfox hooked up at mine about 11.30 and we headed of to Phatboys. Me on the cruiser. Actually lucky to make it alive as Dozer was trying to cut us all off at different corners but he eventually settled. We arrived in good order grabbed the lad who rode Grand Dad and headed down Kilmore. New layout at Barbadoes making it all so much safer for riders. Into town then up Armagh to the park. Shot through here, onto Kilmarnock then right along the rail cycleway. All the way to Tuckers Rd now and first for Bugs. Nice clip. Helped plant 2000 plants then came back in reverse. Even faster I think. Silverfox peeled off at Kilmarnock. Stopped for a Pint at Pomeroys. Bugs and I headed off down Fitzgerald then Ferry before separating. The other 2 headed straight down Avonside before separating. All in all a good ride. Planted a tree for all those who did not make it.

Sunday 25th April Anzac Day

After a wet Saturday I was wondering if the tracks would be open, they were. Phatboy rung and said oops broken derailleur on the way will go home and fix then catch you up somewhere. Sandals said she would meet at the bottom of Rapaki. The others showed up. There were Bugs, Dozer and Silverfox. We cruised off to Rapaki where we noted that Sandals had an 8 minute head start. MellonFox led off and we all followed. Up up up at a steady pace. We caught Sandals just at the start of the last grunt. We talked her into stopping to remove her jacket just so we could catch our breath and then trundled on up. Just resting when Phatboy gasped in. He had pushed hard to catch us. Up around Vernon which was nice and dry then across the road and onto the traverse. Good blast with me leading. More puddles here than anywhere else and always where you can not avoid them. Then down Thompsons and up the Tarmac to the bottom of the nun. Here was where we were doing some track work. Saw the Lone Wolf and Te Rex working on the track. Great to see so many there. People everywhere. We headed up cleaning drainage spots, widening the lines and even creating our own PFMTBC jump and deviation. It was great. Go up Tuesday for loops all going well with the weather. By 12 we decided our time was up and we headed down the track to the Kiwi then up to the top of Vic and down Sesame St and Dazzas. The tracks were slick and slippery. After Dazzas we went round the hill above the Nationals and then down some other track, steep and slick. A couple walked. Down and to the end we went. A great ride with good results in the work.

Sunday 18th April

Morning dawned nice and fine and we all met at mine. Silverfox, Mellonfarmer, Phatboy, Bugs, Dozer, Sandals, and Tinkerbell. We set off around the river, the back of Ferrymead and then into McCormacks Bay. Started the grind up the valley. Its steep in spots and steeper in others. The challenge was good. I cleaned a good deal of it, starting going wrong on a couple of hairpins. Most of the group cleaned it though. Then into John Brittain. No signs saying do not go up here. Steep steep and steeper. Cleaned 95% and was amazed at Sandals control and determination. Through the poo and then out onto the road, fast blast down to the Castle Rock track. Great uphill climb here. Dabbed just at the end. Blasted around to Witch Hill, dabbed once and then kept going. On Mt Vernon I took the track by the hairpin which just makes so much sense. Led around the next section of easy track then followed then led down into the Gums. We then did Dazzas into Brents. My favourite at the mo. Take any line you want, hit the jumps, miss the trees and just go hard. Round Bridges etc and then the high line at the end. Cool downhill. The others should start doing this to challenge themselves. Out for coffee and home by one.

Sunday 11th April

I headed out the door at 8.45 to find Te Rex and Silverfox had just arrived. We rode around the river track, back of Ferrymead and towards the Causeway. Dozer drove past and then he parked up and rode the causeway with us. Head wind all the way. Phatboy joined us at the surf club and we rode to Dot Com in case anyone else arrived. Hit the road at 9.30 and headed up the grunty Richmond Hill Rd. Plod Plod Plod. At the top we took Richards Track down into the valley and up the other side. Passed a group of walkers and grunted up more hill. Passed two duos of riders coming down for a change. At the top we passed a group of Army engineers doing Army engineers stuff in Greenwood park.. Te Rex and Phatboy took off on the tarmac to the start of Greenwood. I heard some comments like Mellon Rex and Mellon Phat. :) We were passed by a group of 4 as we had a brief stop. I led off, fell off at a spot I never even dab at and I still don't know what happened. Chased down the group before the ruins where we stopped for a bite. let the 4 go ahead and gave them a big gap. Phatboy led then me and the others. We caught the 4 by time we reached Evans Pass. Straight up into Godley Track good run and into the Anaconda. Blasted this, chasing Phatboy. Thought the others were right behind me but at the bottom it was just us 2. I had to head straight down the tail as I needed a loo. Turnt out the Silvefox had punctured. We all regrouped at Taylor's before the run up and over to Scumner. Phatboy broke a chain at the top of Whitewash Head. He fixed this and caught us at Dot Com. Tinks came out for coffee with us. Good ride, I was stuffed at the end though.

Easter Sunday 2010

Time to work off the Easter Eggs. I was expecting Dozer and a friend, Nigel as everyone was away or had advised they were out. Twopot showed up with a mate, who's name I forget sorry. I was surprised. Nigel's bike is a Kona Stinky about 50lb. He used to ride in Auckland and has never ridden since arriving down here. Oh dear how was he going to ride up. He tried and failed but he pushed it all the way. We headed up Rapaki at an easy pace due to Nigel. Nobody on the track as it was cool and overcast. Heard from the Lone Wolf who was out for a ride. About a third of the way we hit drizzle but plowed on. We soon got passed the weather and reached the summit. Twopot was a wee bit tired as he had not been uphill for a while. I led off feeling fresh as a daisy, pumped hard and cleaned the lot. Twopots mate and Dozer following then the others. Dozer had an off but I missed that. Regrouped at the road above Bowenvale. Gave some directions to a bunch of Japanese riders who were heading out to Godley off road. They were gonna struggle due to the wind. Blasted around the traverse, stopped to show Nigel the Lavas Flow then blasted off again, feeling really good, hitting everything well and using the gravity Dropper on the downhill sections. Sweeeet. Piss stop above Vic the around to Marleys. Twopot and Nigel pushing up the track while we others rode round. Turns out that twopot rode most of it. Then down we went. Nigel coming into his own, whooping and hitting things but I rode hard and loved it. Up we went to the top of Vic. Down again, Nigel doing two runs so he could hit the jump again. Down Dazzas and into Brent's, I hit jumps through here feeling so good. Round Bridges etc and I did the steep section and the Hospital drop. Cool. Up the hidden track and down Bowenvale. Got a bit worried as Nigel went missing coming down. He missed a corner and down a bank. No injury but grass caught in his full face helmet. Cruised on home all happy.

Sunday 28th March

A cool overcast start to the day with the moisture sitting on the ground from the overnight rain. Hat and sleeves on to keep me warm. Abba arrived and we set of picking sandals up on the way. We headed up to the summit road and followed this down to Gebbies Pass. Phatboy and Silvefox got there first as they were in the Cosworth. I caught Tinkerbell with Dozer and Bugs aboard as we drove down to the meeting pointing. Slow drivers just get in the way.



We unloaded and I showed off my new Gravity Dropper I was looking forward to testing it out. We headed up the climb to the single track to the Pack Horse. First downhill I hit the button, no seat in the way and let rip. Coooooolll. Hit the button for the climb and all was good. We set a good pace up through the paddock, grunted a bit but all cool then up, up up, past the little hut on the right and up into the Zig Zags up we went and then over the fence and around the drops. Tinkerbell decided to show where not to fall by landing on his arse on a corner by a steep drop. Luck was with him. Continued to climb and arrived at the Packhorse Hut feeling good. A cool breeze blowing so we had a bite and a photo shoot inside the hut.

Then the fun we headed down. When we got to the fence before the pines Phatboy led off followed by myself and the others. Fast it was nearly loosing it in a muddy section just before a downed pine. Squeezed my sphincter and carried on. Loving it all so much. Regrouped by the little hut and then carried on down. Fast and fun, back into the paddock. Here Tinkerbell decided to do another off in good fashion. I noticed that Silverfox had also a good scrape on his arm from a tree. All smile though. Then along the fence up and out. Loaded up the cars and around to Allandale Hall.

From here we went up into living springs. Nice new section as you go into the pines. Sandals led in this section going at a nice clip. Regrouped at the top, did the new section above the building, stopped for water and a piss then down we went. Fast and furious. Everyone survived although one did come off. At the bottom regrouped and then back to the cars in good time. We started at Gebbies at 9.15 precisely and were loaded up ready to go home at Allandale by 12.30. Good time and a bloody good ride to boot.

The gravity Dropper worked a treat. My girls did good in giving it to me.

meanwhile, the day previous, due being unable to ride at this alotted time, MellonFarmer and Chris did exactly the same loopages, tho they parked up on Bamfords to save time...