Tuesday 29th December 2009

The last ride for the year. I picked up Jay (a guy Phatboy and I met at a Steiner evening). He has a new Giant Reign. We drove up and met Dozer and Te Rex. We waited and were just about to set off when Phatboy arrived with Alistair in tow. He dropped A at the top of Worsley then raced back to park. The rest of us cruised around, sweating a little from the heat and reached the start of the single track. Could see Phatboy pumping hard to gain on us. We dropped in for our first run. I had a good run down, getting all the air I could, trying to hold a good pace. Jay followed but I lost him somewhere, Dozer came in next and then Phatboy. Te Rex had lost a bit of ground somehow. Regrouped and then headed back for another run. I followed Phatboy in, holding on real sweat then my hand started to get sore and was having trouble holding on. Got down OK and then we regrouped. This time we had caught Alistair. Chris arrived also so we all trundled up for another blast. I tail ended cos of my hand. I got down to find that there had been some excitement. Jay had flipped off his bike which nearly hit Chris in the head about half waydown. I caught and passed Alistair who punctured. Jay had buckled his front wheel quite well. I decided to stop here as I could ride no more with my hand. Phatboy, Te Rex and Chris went for another blast. Dozer went home and so did I after dropping Jay and Alistair at the top of Vic. Who knows what happened after this.

Happy New Year to you all. Hope to catch those in the know at Bugs' on the 31st.

Tuesday 22nd December

Bugs arrived promptly at 6 and as we were setting off we get word that Abba is on his way. We waited by the footbridge and saw him riding down the street, bottle of beer in hand. At least he put it in someones recycling bin. We set off on the road ride (due to the bum hand), down thru Waltham, then the Poly tech, up High St and thru the Square. Not much to look at really and very few people about. Past the Arts centre and then a figure 8 of North and South Hagley Park. Pretty quick blast round here except when we got the head wind. The basket of the 3 speed was like a sail. Round the river we went, Abba causing an Asian girl to jump out of his way into my path, I swerved just in time to allow Bugs to run over her. (He actually missed her just). Over the Bridge of Remembrance where we tried to run down a bus load of Asians. Round the river and lo and behold what do we see. pomeroys. We stopped for a quick drink which became 2. Chatted with the owner about sponsorship. We may get some shirts yet. Also said our farewells to Skye who is returning home to Canada. Abba chatted about his favourite shower styles and we discussed normal everyday human behaviours. Sick puppies we ride with. The word is that Bugs will host drinks at his place on New Years Eve. Bring you spa clothes if you wear them.

Merry Xmas to one and all.

Sunday 20th December

Silverfox and Abba met at mine at 8.45 promptly. It was warm with a chance of a storm. Interesting. We cruised around via the park and river to pick up Bugs. Our slow ride out to Dot Com was more of a pump. The slack asses passed us on the way. Phatboy and Mellonfarmer at least rode from Redcliffs while Tinkerbell and Dozer met us at Dot Com. A quick stop in the shade and off we went. I cleaned most of the step area and only dabbed when I caught up to the guy in front. Pleased me it did. From here it was the usual cruise. Abba and Dozer followed me while the others crept ahead. Stopped in the shade a couple of times as it was bloody hot. My hand started to ache quite bad on the way up and I nearly did the road around to the Anaconda. I did not though and although my hand got f....'in sore I was happy I did the single track. Rode well although I did notice a couple dabbing a lot. Abba sneaked off at the top of Evans and went home tired out. I took the new line above Livingstone Col only to find out it goes nowhere. Bummed out I was. From there a quick up and over to Breeze Col and a blast down the Anaconda. We all did well coming down. Great to be out. A haul up to the top of Scarborough and a blast down Nicholson Park. Some tosser in a car caused a bit of a problem for me coming down Whitewash head Rd. Lovely stop at Dot Com. Some chick tried to chat with a couple of lads and although they saw her lips move no one could hear what she said!! Then The Fox, The Rabbit and I rode home while the others drove as their part towards Global Warming.

Sunday 13th december

Just 3 wee fellas today. tinks, Geez and I went out for a road ride due to me being a disabled fella at present. Headed out through the Poly Tech, down the mall, through the square and a circuit of North Hagley, across the road and a circuit of South Hagley. Wow a whole 35 minutes. What to do, check out bikes that do not have the words jamis on them. Bike HQ was shit with poor service and extremely high prices. The Bike Warehouse had some nice Meridas on display. From here a coffe and C1 and then home. Not a lot but better than sleeping in bed, due to Staying out a tad late. What do you reckon Phatboy??

Meanwhile, that evening, Nelsie and Mellonfaacker went for a proper ride with chiorboychriss.

Remember, Pomeroys 7pm on the 15th for Xmas drinks.

Sunday 6th December

Just 4 wee fellas today, Phatboy, Mellonfarmer, Tinkerbell and I. Due to our boycott of Rapaki Super Highway we rode the valley track below. It is a track that has no bikes signs on it but we closed our eyes at these points. We chatted to runners and walkers and they were cool with us being here. The track is steep in spots, rutted and technical. It was a blast except for the mugginess. Could easily be formed into a good uphill. We rode, pushed, carried and dabbed our way up the valley. It was tough but for some obtuse reason I enjoyed it. About 3/4 of the way up I lent into the side of the hill, put my hand out and my thumb went crack. (off to get it checked today as it hurts and is a tad swollen) This made braking, changing gears and riding up a bit difficult but I got to the top. I took the road around to the traverse while the others went over Vernon. From here I took up the tail end charlie position and followed. Had to put it in an easy gear and leave it as impossible to change gear. We met up with the D/H boggin racers and decided to head down to the skidder site via the Gums. I decided that I could not handle the intense discomfort (it bloody hurt) of using my breaks on a downhill run so headed out via the road. Tinks came with me and we met up with the other 2 at the end of Bowenvale. Off for coffee before heading home.

Thursday (actually) 3rd December 2009

Well a few of us were out for a ride. Between us we had all got a small ride in on Sunday with Geez out to Bottlelake, Silverfox for a jaunt around the Summit and Marleys and Phatboy (on Grandad) and I (on the 3 speed) blasted out to Ruapuna, and not forgetting Mellonfarker's play in the wet.

Last night the 4 of us met up at Allandale Hall and then drove the last bend or 2 to Living Springs. A first time for Phatboy and a first daytime ride here for the rest of us. We had word that Helmut was coming down from the Summit Rd and would meet us at the highpoint on the track. We headed around to the 4wd track and then up this grunt. The track was dry all the way which was a surprise after the rain. Last time most of us had walked the 4wd section cos it was wet, slippery and seemed real steep. This time it was easy to ride the whole thing although still a grunt. Then into Pines. Love this track. Phatboy blasted up here followed by the rest of us. Got to the top and Helmut was there waiting. A bit of a catch up and then we were off. Once again all the downhill was in good nick and quite dry. Totally rideable. Great blast down. I dabbed twice, although one could be called a baleout as my front wheel slipped on a tree root. (turns out Helmut had the same problem, on the same root both runs) From here all was good until the last bridge where Phatboy was off, fixing his front tyre which had caused a scare. It had dropped all air suddenly on the downhill entrance into the bridge nearly throwing him off into the stream below. Good recovery saw him save himself from this awful fate. I caught up to Helmut at the bottom and we waited for the others to come through. Off we went for another round.

Round two started well. We all blew Phatboy off,....on the uphill, then Helmut blew Phatboy all by himself. Gosh he can blow well.!!!!!

The truth is Phatboy had Helmut problems.

Anyway we rode up quicker than the first time. I thought gosh, The Fox and Geez were a bit slow. Turns out the Fox stopped to help Geez with a bike problem. No one could help as the Jamis, Yes the wonderful Jamis had broken again. 4 times this Jamis has broken in the same spot. Who would buy a Jamis any more? Poor bastard should buy Jamis walking shoes rather than a bike! He walked back while the Fox caught up to the rest of us. A lovely blast down, cleaning the whole thing easily. The riders in us were all happy, while Geez had hung around at the vehicles to show us the Famous Jamis. A bit of a chat and then homewards we went.

We dropped Helmut off, said Hello to Sandals and admired her backside.... of her home where the new courtyard will be. Helmut has been working on her backside.. of her house and it is looking rather good, Although he went to deep and created a big hole. A bit more work will fix this though.

Dropped off the Fox and then home for a bite.

Tuesday 24th November

A small ride at Halswell was organised. I picked up the Silverfox and arrived out there early. Abba (surprise surprise) showed up followed by Bugs. We waited a bit and as no one showed up we headed off slowly. Went up the Quarry route and then had contact from Phatboy and Mellonfarmer. They had arrived. We slowly went up the grunty bit to the top and then waited until they caught up. Puffing and wheezing they were. They know how we feel when we chase them all the time now. A quick blast down the steps until we hit the fence and then grind back up through the paddocks and into the zigzags leading out to he road. Cleaned all of this grunt which pleased me. Onto the single track above the Crocodile. Nice ride through here cleaning most of it except 2 little gnarly bits, although some made all bit 1. A blast down to the gate and back up. Some nice work been done on this track. Then the downhill run. MF had a tumble as he was passing a ploncker. No injury really but a gark and twisted bars. He, Phatboy and Abba straightened the bars while the rest of us gave chase to the ploncker. I cut in front of him as we started on the Croc. He was not happy about this and actually started to increase speed, but never caught me. Down, down, down we went and then grunty climb time. I spun once, dabbed and got started again then pushed the last 5-10m. Silverfox cleaned it and Bugs cleaned most of it. Watched the others come down and then started off again. Blasted the last section, did the humps, dropped into the swampy corner with the rock pathway and stinky climb out where we had a regroup. Due to Gurgly guts and the need for a comfortable loo I decided to head home. I dropped the Fox and abba off while the others extended their fitness.

Sunday 22nd November

Only the fittest and the fastest showed up at Dot Com today. Tinks, Bugs and me, Rubbajaws. Due to the slight humidity, which was about 98% we decided to head up Ct Thomas and left towards Godley. The ride up was pretty good. Tinks grumbling about dabbing on spots he normally doesn't, Bugs doing well considering his lack of riding and me impressed by riding a couple of bits that I never do. Then in the top stages I felt like I hit a wall which slowed me some. Onto the Godley track where we all went well for the most part. Bugs dabbed a bit on the first section but after this it was sweet. A flyer down the snake. Worth the uphill and the fear from being on the edge. Down the tail and then back up the road towards Sumner. Pleasant spin. Blasted down Nichols park and back to Dot Com for a coffee. All the wives showed up and so Tinks had to talk to Grace. Only 1.5 hours on the track and we stopped a few times. Enjoyable but short. Will look at the Crocodile for Tuesday. Also going to update the phone list soon. If you do not think you will be riding with us on a semi regular basis let me know and I will remove you from the list as it saves me time and money!! Gotta be in to enjoy.

Sunday 15th November 2009

Tinkerbell, Dozer (Geez), Silverfox and I were the only ones around so we headed off about 9.14.32. Up Huntsbury we went. Warm it was and although we did the normal, "Let's take it easy" we cracked a good pace. At the top we headed left along Mt Vernon, where Tinks went off piste to explore and I jumped in front. Flowed well down towards Rapaki never dabbing and then we headed up Witch Hill to the high point for a regroup. I dabbed a couple of times where I never dab. Teach me for being cocky! Reversed back the way we had come, grunting up Vernon and then blasting around the traverse to the top of Vic. Good run by all through here. Down Thompsons for a food stop in the shade at Sign of the Kiwi. Twas warm on the track. Headed up and and then did the top of Marleys. Bloody great fun. Rode back up for a blast down Worsleys. Not done this for a while. Different lines but dry as and fast. Lotsa fun. Hit the road where Tinks tried to knock me off then a race down towards the hairpin. Scared myself with speed so pulled back a bit. Coffee and home for a deserved rest. Looking forward to Greenwood (via Richmond Hill) and Godley this coming Sunday.

Sunday 8th November

MuthaFarmer, ScarfaceClaw (on the Giant), TinkieWinks, Weird-little and Geez-wahaynus, met at Rubberbits's (who had over-indulged his brain's enjoyment-centre the night previous, thereby ruining his rideability), and hit up Huntbury, Vernon, Witch, Castle Rock, John Britten, Greenwood and Captain Thomas. Mellonfucker bailed at Ferrymead bridge and the others continued back to Rubberschnoz's... it was a beautiful day and a very good ride, with most riding good but all feeling on- and off-form seemingly simultaneously. too bad all you's others missed it...

Tuesday 3rd Novemebr

I picked up Silverfox and headed up to the bottom of the top section of Marley's (aka Flying Nun). We met up with Geez and Bugs. The weather was great, with fantastic views of nothing. We could not even see Marley's from the bottom of the track and the wind was bloody cold. We headed around the road and got blown up the top of Worsely Rd. Fastest I ever got up here and the first time I had wind assistance as normally it is in your face. Got to the top, dropped the seat and off we went. Glasses fogged up so I pulled over and put them in my pocket, Silverfox went past then Bugs and Geez. Back on the bike where I caught the last 2 and at the next bypass I took the low corner and jumped in front. Felt like I was going well although the wind got you anytime you got some air. Back to the vehicles and noted a 20 minute loop. Back we went, up the road and at the top we caught a bunch of riders and Bugs assisted a guy who's pedal fell off, we all had a great run and noted a 15 minute loop. Getting faster on both the up and down. Everyone was feeling better. Up for another run, caught another rider. This was the best run I had, I was even out of breath at the bottom. By the clock it was a 12 minute loop including seat adjustment at the top. Cool air and feeling like I was in control. Everyone was happy but the cloud was getting thicker, the wind stronger and more moisture so we called it quits. Went to Sandals for coffee but she must of heard we were coming and went out again. That's twice. Ended up at Silverfoxes for coffee instead. Good ride all round.

Sunday 1st November

Feeling great, Canterbury won, All Blacks won and so did the Kiwis. What more could you want but a good ride. Had already heard that there were many dropping out for reasons that were so varied. Some good, some were just so dud!!

Geez arrived and started with 'Is this all" . We hopped on the bikes just as Helmut and Sandals rode into view at the corner. A quick update and off we set. Up Rapaki. It is a super highway with lots going up and lots coming down, there is hardly any room to ride. (huntsbury has got to be better than this) Grind grind stop, a chat, check the creak in the bike of Geez,. grind grind and then stop for a regroup. Helmut and Sandals did good for the wounded warriors that they are, Geez and I going strong. Chatted with some older people at the top who were on MTBs and then up and around Vernon traverse. 2 dabs by me which made me curse and swear at myself but not as much as the guy who had done a superman further round. He must of been 70 if a day. Met his mate a few pedal strokes further. Good on them. We had a regroup at the road crossing and then we were off. One of the older people had got in front but by the rock garden I had caught and passed him. He was going hard to stay in front but that was never gonna happen. (I was doing a Richard) Humped on around and then stopped for a regroup before the pines at Vic Park. Sandals decided her shoulder was not going to go much further so we departed at this point. She went down the hill from here and us 3 headed to Marley's.

Good pace up to the top, caught some bods and left Helmut to chat while Geez and I powered to the top. It was like a train station at the top. Lotsa riders and then these youngish bods on new looking downhill rigs showed up. They got a lift to the top of Worsley Road. We let them go first and then I dropped in. The best run ever down here catching all the jumps, hanging it on the corners and just humping it. I caught the downhill boyz (to men) before we got to the kiwi. Helmut hauled in next with some good comments. Feeling good as we headed to the top of Vic again.

Down Dazzas, through Brents and onto Bridges. Some downhillers taking photos of themselves just before going into the trees, slowed us and just as we opened up, deep wet rut caused a heart flutter and a high speed dab, kept it together and did not embarrass the team. We hauled down the track and then rode back up the hidden track. Going well this is. A bit grunty at points but rideable for the most part. Onto old skool and we were flowing down. Very wet in spots causing a few moments, then the 3 bike sized holes appeared but did not get us, so we kept going. Down and out over the gate for a well deserved round of mutual adoration for the days ride.

Awesome ride, and a bloody good way to start the month.

Tuesday 27th October

Only 3 for a quick burn up the hill. Phatboy, Silverfox and I. We headed around to Parklands Dr for an alternative route up Huntsbury. Steep in spots and then onto Huntsbury Dr and ever upwards. Hit the off road section, me feeling a little hagard. Quite quick through here and then at the top we debated where to go. Most tracks were closed and we decided that avoid was a vague statement so we headed around the traverse to the top of Vic. A few puddles on the track but after our trip water was nothing to us. Down the 4wd route into Vic park and then down the tarmac to visit Sandals and Helmut. They were out for diner, how rude of them not to let us know. Down to the flats and then homeward bound for an early finish. Short sharp return to our home tracks. Looking forward to more of them.

October PFMTBC Trip

Where to begin. I know, at the end.

A great trip was had and I (soon to be BOB) was tired by time I got home. Had heaps of fun and got lotsa good riding in despite the weather God trying to spoil things for us all. Met some interesting people and saw so much of the country. Now you know how I felt about it so lets tell you the story. (edit in here from MF... my view on channel swtchbckr

Although originally we had 14 keen riders, by time we left Christchurch we were down to 9. Many reasons for not going but in the end there is always next year. Mellonfarmer and Nelsy (Bongo to some, Flip and Flop to others) headed out on Thursday to catch an extra ride at the Whites Bay Loop. I picked up Bugs and then headed off to get The Silverfox and Te Rex (he of the Superman moves). We were locked and loaded in short order and off to Woodend where we hooked up with Phatboy (also known as Scarface Claw), Tinkerbell (of course some called him Quasimodo) and Geez (who soon became Dozer and this does not mean he slept). Bugs jumped in the Holden and after testing the communication link we were off and racing. A pleasant trip was had. At Springs Junction the convoy got split when the Holden team pitted early while we went onto Reids Store. Holden racing went passed shortly after our stop and we did not notice. After coffee we waited a bit and then drove through to Murchison where we stopped and waited for about 20 minutes. Finally contacted the Holden team as they drove over the Hope Saddle. The chase was on and we finally regrouped at Tapawera where the boyz were getting some culture while visiting the local museum. Teamed up and onto Motueka for a fuel stop and a quick shop for dinner. Arrived at Marahau mid afternoon, unloaded and went riding.

The 7 of us did Mamma's Kitchen which was just a tease really, fast downhill, a couple of jumps and out. Loaded up and headed around to Kaiteriteri MTB Park where we hooked up with Flip and Flop (MF and Bongo). The tracks here are still quite new and were wet from the rain of the past couple of days. The sand used to build them stuck like cow droppings to chains and brakes. The uphill consisted of a series of switchbacks that were superb. Then a gentle up and down section which was awesome although hugely muddy. A regroup at another peak and then down, down, down. We then headed upwards but got split into 2 groups. The rear group got slightly lost and finally found the way back to the motorcade. Awesome fun but the bikes hated it. Hosed them off at the boat wash and went back to camp for food and liquid refreshments. Dinner was had and after a few more hours of laughs we headed off to the fart sacks.

Day 2 dawned wet and shitty. We were soon to find this the norm. We headed over Takaka Hill into the area known to some as Golden Bay but we know it as Golden Showers. No views of anything at the top of the hill except water and some sheep. Tinks friend Baaaabara was out there playing. We stopped for lunch at Takaka, checked out the local bikeshop and shopped for food. Arrived at the Nook Guesthouse quite early to be met by our hosts, Des and Steph. Lovely couple who got the fire going, did some washing for us and generally saw to our needs. Des is quite a character and had many stories to regale us with of his own adventures. It was too wet to ride so we headed to the Mussel Inn for lunch and some beer tasting. MMmmmmmm. After this back to the Nook for a relaxing afternoon. Kept ourselves hydrated, cooked and ate dinner and schemed for the next day.

Day 3 dawned with some cloud but looked like it was gonna fine up. We decided to head for Puponga and check out Whirareki Beach. Waited for Stormin Norman to arrive from Nelson. (The last time we rode with him was on our Nelson trip). Flip and Flop headed into town and then raced on ahead. Had a lovely drive out and parked up opposite the Pillar Point Lighthouse trail. Headed out to the Farm Park where we rode rolling green hills, sheep shit and puddles until we dropped into the beach. This was fantastic riding and the sun actually shone the whole time we were there. The beach was stunning and we all oohed and aahed before climbing back on the bikes to explore some more. Dropped into the Green Hills beach and Bongo did some dune jumping. We then rode back to the convoy for a quick 1 square meal break before riding up to the lighthouse. This was real off road. Encountered baby head sized stones to ride over and through on the way up. At the top we had some fantastic views of Farewell Spit and along the coast line. Encountered horse people also. Time to come down. Slowly until we passed the horses and then let it rip at pace. Wonderful riding, techy through the stony parts but no incidents. Great ride. We then set off for food. Stopped at the Collingwood Hotel for a lovely lunch before heading to the Aorere Gold Fields. As we unloaded the convoy, the Thunder was crashing and the rain began to fall. Tinks tested the electric fence with his bike and found the whole incident to be shocking. Headed up the road through large amounts of water before starting up a technical, rut and rock filled track. I fell off on the way up to the amusement of some. Rode then pushed, rode some more and wondered what the hell we were doing. Challenging up hill but the sights were awesome. Stopped to check out the caves and then rode some more. Followed the water race around to Druggans Dam. This also helped to clean the chains which had started to suck. It was here that we split into 2 teams. Mellonfarmer, Phatboy and Bongo headed down the track we came up. The rest of the pikers tried a new route. We called it exploring, MF called it piking. Who is to say what it was. I say it was bloody exhilarating. Single track, streams, mud and rocks all the way. Finally connected with a 4wd track which was awesome fun and challenging all the way down. Caught upto and passed some 4wd motors. kept heading down until the last Ford. Tinks cleaned it, Bugs dabbed and I, well I swam in it when I managed to fall off in it. hence the name BOB. Geez then tried to push me in again on his crossing. The best my bike sounded all afternoon was when I came out of the water. We were all pumped by this eventful trip down and we headed back to join the others at the convoy. We were wet. Back to the Nook, showered and fed ourselves. Rehydrated and did all the things we do at night.

Day 4 dawned wet again. We procrastinated about what to do, went into town and bought mementos and had lunch. Norm persuaded us to take advantage of him and shuttle up to do the Rameka. The best idea in the world it was. We parked up at the Canaan saddle and rode to the start of the Rameka. This was all new to many of us. As we started in we encountered slippery tree roots, rocks and huge sucking mud holes. Gently sloping track ever downwards within beautiful native bush. Ferns and beech trees everywhere. This was truly MTB heaven. We rode and stopped, rode and stopped. Mellonfarmer was first to have a biggish off as he flew over the handle bars and landed on a rock nearly in the first stream. Luckily no major injury and he was soon into it again. Te Rex then did a Superman, landing on his chin and somehow getting tangled underneath his bike. On we went and then Phatboy met his bush lawyer and became Scarface Claw as it ripped its way down the side of his face. A stop to stem the blood and off we went again. Still riding wet roots, rocks and mud. Awesome. The track steepened and this was when Geez tried to become a bull dozer. He took a very steep, muddy track down hill. Stormin Norm had missed the track and stopped and Geez took the opportunity to pass. What a move!! Luckily no bones broken but there is a punga laying loose in the bush. We continued ever downwards out of the bush into more open rocky conditions which I found to be funtastic. We regrouped and joined shingle road. We were still at a great height which meant lots more down. The next stop was the Rameka project which was simply stunning benched track. It first went into pine forest and then down through a gorse field. Stunning views and stunning track. Beautiful switchbacks all the way. I rode this with Silverfox and we had a ball. Back onto the shingle road for a fast and furious descent. Awesome fun. We finally got to the bottom with shit eating grins, high fives and adrenalin pumping through us. Rode back towards the Nook. Took a detour to the Grove where we admired the scenery for five before we headed home for dinner. We partied until 2am (at least a few of us did). Fantastic day it was.

Day 5 dawned and we thought it may be good until it rained. We discussed our options and headed up to Canaan Downs. Got there and it was chilly but fine. Rode the road until we got to the first uphill section. I wondered if we were on the right track as I saw no evidence of other riders. When we reached the top we were quickly on to some fun and interesting single track. Some through forest, some farm land and some through bogs. All interesting and most of it was in the rain that had started to fall. The fact that we were all tired did little to assist us in the bog. Finally we headed upwards again. Did it ever stop i wondered. Even the young guys were struggling in the conditions. Got to a high point (there was nothing higher than us) and started to come down. Te Rex showed his Superman skills as he flew but was more like a crashed plane on his landing. Lucky not to injure himself he was. Kept riding, enjoying some bits, loving other bits and just disliking the bogs. The guys who built this track are to be congratulated for the inventiveness with some of the track. Finally got back to the road and then the grind back upto the cars. Whew. Back to the Nook, showered and then rode out for dinner. Yummo seemed top be the best description on the night. We all headed off to bed by about 9-9.30. Tired little bunnies we were.

Day 6. The first really fine day we had. No rain at all. Time to pack and say farewell to Des and Steph. On the road by 9.30 for the long drive home. What can one say about the trip home, nothing. I think we all longed for the comforts that come with home!!

A trip to be remembered not only for the rain but the lack of major injury, or bike failure. A trip that will be remembered for the tracks!!!

Sunday 11th October

The last ride before the big PFMTBC trip. Also the last Trees for Canterbury planting for the year so off to that we rode. Bugs arrived at mine for a 8am departure. We headed around the river onto Radley and then down past the Linwood Crematorium. Phatboy rung and we arranged to meet at New Brighton Bridge. We continued to ride and picked up Geez at the Metro Station. Down Dyers and then onto Bridge St. We hooked into the single track around the rivers edge and blasted to Brighton. Phatboy had just arrived which was good timing so through the park, down some alleys and then past Broad Park. Rode the beach track and then hooked into some single track. Blasted through here and single tracked back to the Park HQ. Good blast. Phatboy hung in there all the way. Had a stop at the Horseshoe lake carpark (Tinkerbell hooked up here) before riding the track to the planting. Helped plant 2000 trees. Geez departed for a ride with his Bro. The rest of us headed down Gayhurst, dropping 1st Tinkerbell then Phatboy at different points leaving just the original 2 on the last blast back to home. In the evening we met at Sandals for the final adjustment for travelling arrangements. A good evening although Sandals is not looking good for the trip due to her shoulder. Fingers are crossed that she will hit some of the tracks at least.

Tuesday 6th October

Tinkerbell, Bugs and Geez met at mine for a blast up the hill. Took them around a few side streets and then headed up Broadoaks as an alternative route to the top of Huntsbury. A good steady grunt which helped clear my lungs. Coughing and spluttering all the way. Good climb though. At the last we steep section before the off road we past a little kid who was pushing his bike so we gave some motivation and he rode up the last bit with us. Onto the stinky shingle bit and then up we went to the top. The wind in our face and cool. Straight into the traverse we went watching for sun strike. In your face for the first section it was and poor visibility. The next section was better until we went into the trees at the top of Vic Park. Instant darkness which caused me to slow very quick until my eyes adjusted. Down through the trees and into Sesame Street. We then went down the road to Sandals to give her some motivational support cos her shoulder is not healing. We think that she should ride regardless and worry about the injury later now. Lotsa painkillers will help. The riding will not make it worse only hurt and some pain is pleasurable after all. We then blasted down the hill and stomped the pedals in top gear all the way home just for fun. Great ride and feeling good.

Sunday 4th October

The team was small as Phatboys in Oz, Silverfox is in Thailand, Mellonfarmer has the pox of some sort and Sandals was ill. Too much sun??? Bugs, Tinks and Geez arrived and we set off towards Cruntsbury. Halfway round Hansen"s we look up at big rainclouds coming over the hill and Tinks getsd a text from the Goat saying it is hailing at the Kiwi. It was starting to hail where we were too. We decided a town ride was better as it looked as if it was gonna all float past. We headed across Hansen's and around the river to Waltham Rd. Across to CPIT and through the square. Some guys need to learn how to get the lights. We did a flick round North Hagley then a flick around South Hagley before stopping to work out what was next. Black clouds looming over the hills. Decided just to ride where we could and as we started the first indication that we may get wet. Headed off to find a coffee shop to hunker down at. Nice one in High St. Looked at the views and had coffee. Blue sky came out so on the bike towards home we went. The clouds came back as we got to CPIT and from here it was wet all the way back. Cold too!!!! At least we got some momentum going. Tuesday has to be up the hill.

Sunday 27th September

Another ride but with all the summit tracks and good downhills closed it was a road ride. It gave the 2 with injuries a chance to get out and test themselves and they did well as you will read. Geez, Tinkerbell, Bugs and Phatboy (good to see him on the bike again) arrived. Mellonfarmer was not riding (he had flu symptoms although I accused him of being Piss crook). We headed round to Hackthorne by reversing our normal homeward ride, out past St Martins, then Beckenham library. We picked up Silverfox and said farewell to Di whom we bumped into. Rung Sandals and arranged to meet her at the Takehe. Up Hackthorne we went at a steady clip, and then hooked up with Sandals. Her shoulder is slowly improving. We decided to go up the road and I let Phatboy set the pace. Stayed on his back wheel although I wanted to go past. He pushed hard cos all he could here was me breathing down his neck. We soon burnt off the others and arrived at the Kiwi ahead. Then Tinkerbell, Sandals and Silverfox followed by Bugs and Geez. Bugs has been fighting off his flu. We then headed up and around the summit road. I took the lead and then put on some pace and gave myself a good burn. Let the others catch up and then we flew down towards the top of Rapaki with the boys trying to use my slipstream to get past. Bugger that. A riding stop while we waited for the tailenders to catch up. Up to castle Rock and then another blast to the top of Bridal Path. While waiting for everyone I gave some tosser a hard time for riding the closed tracks. Up and around to the high point and then we were off and racing. Me leading all the way down to the top of Evans. From here it was a blast as we all took turns getting past each other but my weight won in the end. Fast blast and worth the whoops of joy at the bottom. Stopped for coffee and then the haul home. I led and then when we hit the causeway and just stomped into top gear and flew. Got to the other side and here was Bugs slip streaming me. Big grins. A steady ride home. Please with where I am and also the others are all heading in the right direction.

Tuesday 22nd September

Only Mellonfarmer and Geez showed up at mine for the ride. Don't know why all the others bailed other than the 2 with injuries of course. Weather was looking dodgy but we were keen. The rule was not to ride in the rain. We headed up Huntsbury Spur doing quite well. Looking at the Dark Rain Clouds moving in just on our right. We were sure these were gonna miss. Geez adjusted his brake at the top of Aotea and then up to the top of the houses. The weather was starting to look dodgier in the direction we were heading. I was worried about this but Mellonfarmer was always optimistic. We decided to head to the pylons and make a call. Grunted up to this point and then Mellonfarmer goes, we could drop down old skool. Brilliant as it was blowing hard and the clouds were rolling in. Got to the top and headed down. Mellonfarmer went well while we took it slightly easier. As we headed down the spots of rain got closer together but Geez and I were going faster by then. Some bloody big holes down low along the track edge. Maneaters if you hit them. Rode through St Martins home getting there as the rain became a tad heavier. Nothing much and only an hours ride, but then we rode!!!

Sunday 20th September

finally I get back out on the bike. It has been too damn long and the guys seem to have enjoy poking fun at me about it. But now the revenge of someone finally writing a decent blog.

Anyhow Silverfox and Helmut arrived at mine for the long ride out to Scumner into the wind. Not a bad effort around the river but then The Fox started to drop off over the causeway. We found that mellonfarmer needed a lift over to the redcliffs side cos he was not up to riding maybe. :). Nah not really Tracey was just being nice me thinks. Hooked up with Tinkerbell and geez outside Dot Com and then slogged it up Richmond Hill Rd and then into the shingle of the sub division. Not a bad effort by those young bucks as they managed to just stay ahead of me. Then onto the sheep trail around the farm and over the fence , up and up over another fence or 2 and then there we were at the top. Cool breeze blowing as we rode the short stretch to the start of Greenwood. Sorted we were so straight into it. The guys stopped for a bite and a change of clothes so I carried on down. Nice run, flowed it well and noticed a few repairs on the track. Stopped to check out where the others were and saw MF coming so I carried on down. Got to the road and MF was not far behind followed by Helmut etc. MF had a wee tweek of his rear cluster and straight into Godley. Nobody cleaned the first section but Helmut and MF sure gave it all they had twice. Carried on around and we all seemed to flow quite nicely and then the charge down the Snake. Got good air and gave it all I had. Alas the air started to escape my tire so a quick blow and I was going again. From Taylor's a nice leisurely pace over Scarborough and down Whitewash and back to Dot Com for coffee. Tire was going down again. darn thing. J9 and Grace shared a hot choc with us and then back for the ride home. Tire deflated by Shag rock so got a lift with the girls.

All in all a good day. Trip is coming up quickly. Looking forward to it.

Toosday nite, 15th Septembra

Once again, laziness directs you to the blog de la farmer of mellons... love those juicy mellons, mmmmmm goooood...

in short. nelsie, mellonfarmer, helmut, tinks, bugs, and weird-little rode over the quarry, up the croc to the top gate, back down where tinks, bugs and weirdlittle split leaving t'other three to do it all again.

t'has been commented on that RubberJaws is great at organising rides and not riding them... tis a shame, a crying shame. we hope he organises a good one on Sunday that he may or may not join us on..., Mt Herbert anyone? Blowhard???

Sunday, 13th Septembre

for full details, see Mellonfarmers blog of the ride... unless Helmut wants to enlighten us with another amazing spiel a la last week's?

in short: wrecks, the geez, and the muthaflipper met at weird-little's place, rode up worsleys met Helmut on way up, over marleys twice, Geez stopped at kiwi, the rest then round traverse where Helmut went down lavaflow and other three down Old Skool.

chur.

Sunday 6th of September

Fathers Day so not everyone rode. The following story was written by Helmut. So enjoy and digest as you will. I hear there is no embellishments although Sandals did not ride.

As it turned it may or may not have been another beautiful morning there in Bagdad. We couldn't have cared less as it was defiantly a beautiful day in Sumner. The unusual crew assembled at Dot Com for the pre race briefing. Present and accounted for were - The Goat, Tinkerbell, Bugs, Abba, Sandels, Helmut, and Mother Ted. The timing transponders were handed out and attached as per instructions, numbers pasted on and interestingly for the first time we got bar codes to stick on in case of emergency. Apparently in the case of a bad crash they can scan the bar code at any supermarket or garage and this will bring up your medical records and your mothers phone number. (handy that).

After some discussion as to the best starting procedure we all took off after the goat who had already started. A slow amble through to the lower slopes of the captain, where it was decided it was best to stop for some serious tree pushing action. Having tired of the trees we headed up the hill to witness a most surprising event. Tinkerbell led the way and to the amazement of all - just as he came to a halt very close to the rubber mats - rather than getting off and pushing as was expected - he simply bounced the bike 90deg and began to work his was sideways hopping up the hill cleaning it to the top of the steep section and then riding off further up the track. Later he stated he had seen it done on a DVD and thought it was worth a try. All were most impressed and no one else could match the feat.

Onwards up the Captain with all riding well. Re group at the top then headed out the tracks towards the snake. Nothing of interest to report on the ride out, other than a near over the bars event for the goat. Not really out of the ordinary. Next it was a good old fashioned hammering down the snake. No mucking around and not much braking either.

Big grins all round at the bottom. The plan called for an ascent of the boulder bay track - however there were many walkers. A quick discussion resulted in the decision to put some big ugly fella in front to liaise with the walkes and try to placate them. However Helmut went up front instead. A stunning day with large cliffs and good clean habits'.

Being the polite bunch we are, we kept to the cliff side as we were passing walkers and joggers. We were all glad that there were no large objections to our presence as one gentle push would have resulted in a long drop for us. A long slow excruciating, bum numbing, jaw dropping, spirit breaking, gut wrenching, shattering, sole destroying, emancipating climb up to Godley followed. This was punctuated only by beer and women.

Once up the top again, a pit stop was required by all and we found the Godley

Head and made good use of it. Next a drop below the road and heading back to the top of the snake. It was a fast flowing ride along this section with all managing to bunny hop the undercut holes, which have grown large enough to swallow a Tardis - sideways. Even pushing into the gale force north west gusts some of which were measured at over 140km most still managed top chain ring.

Further re-group and discussion as to the merits of heading back the way we had come. However once it was pointed out that it was such a nice day - a second loop of boulder bay was thought best by all concerned. The second loop went considerably faster than the first time around as all were warmed up by this time. Once we got back to the top of the snake it was the best part of 11am and we really needed to start heading back.

Off along the top tracks again towards the captain. At the high point there was a re-group and from there sandals led off followed by mother ted. Next thing we know the goat exclaimed "I'm coming up the rear" and hooks in behind those 2. This would lead to his undoing as they were not mucking around. The goat did his best to hang on in behind but in the end he splattered himself - all over a rock. He ended up with fluid dripping from his knee and elbow - muttering something about blowback.

Onwards down to the top of the captain for a little re-group before the mad rush down. The call of the caffeine was strong with them - by now. Great ride down by all with no incidents and many smiles. Upon being asked all said they by far preferred going down and all agreed to try to go down at least as often as they go up.

Back to Dot Com which was full and so all retired to the Mudfish to await the official results and placing for the day. Unfortunately there was a fault with the timing equipment and also a protest from the French. Apparently the swimsuits were giving an unfair advantage on some sections. Quick discussion resulted in results reading - stuff the French, Rugby was the winner on the day.

Tuesday 1st September

The first day of spring 2009. It was wonderful with just a touch of wind. The ride, oh the ride was what I wanted. But first an update about Sundays incident. Phatboy has not broken his hand or wrist and after xrays and a couple of Dr's he is recovering well and hopefully riding in a week.

Now back to the first of spring. Silverfox and I pulled into the carpark at Bottlelake to find, Nelsy, Mellonfarmer, Tinkerbell, Bugs, Geez, Te Rex, Abba, The Goat and an Argentinian (and no I can not remember his name really). After a bit of mucking around, toilet stop and loading of The new Lights into the van we set off. Took the new track to the right. Tree roots and stumps everywhere but the pace was on. Chasing the quicker riders but the bunch did not separate much. Had a regroup at the hut on the hill and took my sleeves off my jacket with some help from a friend. We then blasted out towards the beach. Had some separation when Nelsy and MellonFarmer stopped to play together in the dark by a jump, but regrouped at the end of the access road by the pine plantation. (Opposite end of the beach really) Silverfox rides in with no light as he did not charge the battery on his new light. After some discussion, I rode the beach track with him (just cos my light is really bright) while the rest of the bodies rode single track. I pushed hard and we regrouped near the Spencer Park turnoff. After a chat we were off again. The fox and I rode a little single track and then onto the forestry roads. Pushing hard all the way to keep in front of the pack. You could see the lights blazing in the forest which just screamed to me, Pump harder get there first! We did it. We loaded the bikes in the van and were waiting for the others when Bugs came in with a fading light (he was on his old light ) after cutting onto the roads. The others arrived back and after a quick count I realised the group had grown. Chris had been pulled into the group somewhere along the way. A great ride and a good pump. Miss all those who did not make it.

Sunday 30th August

Oh you should of been with us, it was a great ride until the incident!! Tinkerbell, Silverfox, Geez, Phatboy and Bugs all showed up at mine and we headed off. Around Hansens and then the climb up Huntsbury. When the lads started stripping off I continued to ride on up. I was feeling good on the climb and decided not to spoil the chance to pump hard. Slowed at the point where it levels and as Phatboy and the Fox caught up started the last grunty road section, Tinks caught up and then onto the gravel to the gate. A quick regroup here and then I led off again (amazed myself, you could always say I did a Richard) and we climbed on upto the summit road. Phatboy, Tinks and The Fox led off. I gave chase and was gaining all the way until...the chain started to stick. I kept going hard as, until the regroup at the top of Vic Park. We all looked at the bike and found a bent tooth on the 2nd ring up front. Phatboy being the mechanic decided a light tap with a tapping device ( a rock) would fix it. 1 tap too many and the tooth removed itself and fixed the problem. Headed down Thompsons and onto Sign of the Kiwi. We then cruised up to the top of Marleys where I once again led off. Took the wrong line and stopped. Bugs went passed as I was coming back to the track although he did not see me. I then gave chase and rode the best lines and speed I have ever done down here. gaining all the way, hitting all the jumps and getting good air. Regrouped at the road again and then headed up and around to Kennedy's Track. Stopped here for a bite and a giggle. Then the charge was on, Phatboy led then me then Tinks and the rest. Bumpy and sketchy down the top run then it smoothed out a bit and got real quick. Fun fun fun!!!!!. A regroup then up the single track and then back down towards Crocodile. Phatboy leading at this point and then the incident happened. He had a little off but it did real damage to his hand. No longer able to push hard and he ended up riding 1 handed down the crocodile. The rest of us got down in one piece and in good time. The grind home was into the wind. Stopped at one point for Geez, Silverfox and Tinks to fix Phatboys puncture. Tinks pumping action was the best we had ever seen. He could win a competition with that. A great day by all except for the injury. I have to say that it was the best I have ridden in ages.

Tuesday 25th August

What a day and what a ride. Bugs arrived at mine and we drove over picked up Silverfox then up the hill we picked up Sandles and then headed over to Allandale Hall. Just after Governors Bay we passed Abba who had parked up at The Kiwi and ridden down. Waiting at the hall, te Rex arrived followed by Tinkerbell with Geez and The Goat in tow. Waited for Nelsy and after ringing him found out that he was coming down towards Living Springs from the Summit Rd. We got ourselves around to the carpark, unloaded and hit the track. The first bit was wet and sloppy and then it goes straight up a steep 4wd to the beginning of Pines. Some rode this, some walked this and some rode then walked this. The Pines was an awesome uphill, mixed with switchbacks and flatground with a bridge thrown in and even some mild descent. Awesome and dry. Regrouped near the top then around the next section (rhymes with orange) then down a track that joined onto Zanes. All this was good until halfway down Zanes it turnt into a slush fest. Tricky and technical. A few dabs by most the first time. Near the bottom was my favourite bit with a rock jump, some tight turns, a couple of rock bridges etc. Fun. We regrouped and after Nelsy unloaded all the lights he had been carrying we rode back up for anther loop. Just as much fun the 2nd time around, and handled the mud better. I have to get a new rear tyre, or at least one with tread!! On the way down Silverfox and Sandles lights started to go. Regrouped and while the others went on my ute load decided to head home. We gave Abba a lift upto the Kiwi and then retraced our steps dropping off people as we went. Oh and I forgot to mention I now have the new PFMTBC headwear. This will cost you $17 and stocks are limited.

Sunday 23rd August, by Sandles

Silverfox, Sandles, Mellonfarmer, The Goat, Tinkerbell, Gees, Bugs and Fatboy gathered themselves outside HeWhoWasStillSleeping's place. After a thorough discussion of the previous nights numbers and form…. some obligatory bike comparisons…. off we set. A steady pace up Rapaki, amoungst the many others out enjoying the first sunshining dry weekend in a few. Mt Vernon single track & rocks then quickly demanding our balance & refreshing skills again. Ahhh, the Traverse, always a pleasure. After regrouping at top of Vic we descend Thomsons to the Kiwi to refill drink containers, then road climb up Marleys for that stunning harbour view. A quick sort into descent order & off down the Nun we all flew, putting even bigger smiles on our faces. We kept under the road, from the Kiwi, puddle splashing our way back into mid Vic Park, regrouping at the jumps then Dazers, the dark forest, some rut dodging and Bowenvale before breaking up and headed home.

Sunday 9th August

Woke to a misty morning but dressed for a warmer morning and it did get much warmer. Silverfox showed up at mine and we threw the bikes in the Ute and headed to the meeting at Dot Com. A big team showed up including, Phatboy, Bugs, The Goat, Geez, Tinkerbell, Te Rex, Sandals and Helmut. 10 in total. We headed up Richmond Hill and as I said to the virgins on this route it is fine until the 2nd hairpin. We all grunted up here with no groans from anyone. Up the gravel road and then we took the 2nd sheep track which flows nicely along the side of the hill, crossed the fence, up a little grunt and then flowed to the lone pine. Over the stile here and then up the last bit of track to the road. Everyone was feeling good at this point. We crossed the road at this point and climbed the 4wd track to near the ruins. As I state often, start slowly and then build to a fast and furious finish. The downhill was not the finish just a bit more of a tease really. Fantastic run down here, stopping for a regroup halfway down. Sandals is much faster on her new stead and we hardly stopped before flying down the last section. We then headed up onto the Godley track which is nice and dry. Work has been done in a couple of wetter sections which is great to see. On the way down towards Livingstone Col we explored a sheep track for a change, but it was not as good as the normal track. Up and over to Breeze Col and then a blast down Anaconda. Everyone going exceptionally well. Down the tail and then up Taylor's Rd. Down through the park and onto Whitewash head Rd. 1st time I have encountered a car coming up, but no one hit it. We started at 9.30 and were all sitting back at Dot Com for coffee by 12.05. A great run by all.

Notice. Tuesday 18th there will be a meeting of PFMTBC at Pomeroys at 7.30 so we will do a town ride, a lap of North and then South Hagley before we get there. This is about the trip as we have final numbers. 11 of us will be going along!!! See you next Sunday as I am out this week.

Tuesday 4th August

I picked up Silverfox and headed up the hill to Sign of the Takehe where we hooked up with Tinkerbell, The Goat, Geez, Te Rex, Nelsy, Mellonfarmer, Abba, Helmut and Sandals. Sandals had a flash new full sussa Merida. Looked good under her and as we found out she certainly came down the hill faster. After some discussion we headed up into Vic where some split and rode up the old Dyers Track while the others rode the other track that shall not be named. Silverfox and I were on the other track way ahead of the others which we seem to of lost. At the top we saw Nelsy and Mellonfarmer pushing hard ahead of the others on Dyers Track. We slowly headed on up and were nearing the start of Marleys when they started catching up. A fast blast down the Nun was then undertaken. Missed one turn and locked up on another as we went down. Eyes watering and ankle pain stopped me at one point so the Goat and the Fox passed me. I then got going and rejoined at the bottom as we all re grouped. Discussion took place and Nelsy/ Mellonfarmer went down the track towards Governors while the rest went back for another loop. Nice ride and we then regrouped before the Nun. Waited for Sandals, Helmut and Abba. The Goat even rode back some distance searching for them, but got surprised when Nelsy and Mellonfarmer arrived and said no one was behind them. We then did another run. Supreme run I had down here, hanging on just and blasting everything. No one close behind me, saw I just pushed myself as hard as I could. Scared myself on a couple of corners and brushed the hill with my shoulder on another. Arrived at the Kiwi 4th and waited for the others to regroup. Word came in that The Fox did an endo on one point but no major damage. We then split once more with MF and Nelsy heading down Dyers Track and the rest down the Other track. Nice fast blast although nearly caught up on a tree. Down down down as quick as we could. Spots of rain coming. Got back and loaded up just as a good downpour of rain came in. Awesome nights ride.

Sunday 3rds August

Not much to report really. Bugs met me at Trees for Canterbury where we went by van to Orton Bradley Park and successfully assisted in planting 700 native plants. We had our bikes with us so we set off towards Diamond Harbour at 12.30. Cruised around there and waited 20 minutes for the ferry. Once back to Lyttleton we cruised up to Evans Pass enjoying the wonderful view. About 3/4s of the way up a guy passed us so Bugs gave chase catching him just before the top. I hung in there for a bit but ended up about 50m behind. We then came down Ct Thomas which was in good condition for a change. Bugs taking it easy as he still has a sore hand from his crash. From there it was straight home. Bumped into Phatboy, Junior Phatboy and nephew of Phatboy and friends in Sumner. Carried on home at a good clip. All in all a good trip 25+ kms with a few climbs. Better than nothing.

A little spy has seen Sandals out and about on a shiny bike, which I hear looks new. Could it be??

Thursday 30th July

I met up with Sandals, Helmut,Abba, Tinkerbell and Phatboy at Taylors for a short ride. We headed out and before we even started I had gear problems. Had not cleaned the bike on Sunday and the mud had hardened behind the front shifter so had to break this out. After this all was well. Sandals and I headed up the walking track while the boyz had already gone up around the tail. Felt good riding and the weather was pleasant. Headed towards boulder Bay but at the second steps Sandals stopped moving. Phatboy went back and after watching them bob round searching it turnt out that pedal problems were the cause of the delay. Helmut and Sandals headed back. The rest of us headed on, pleasant ride with a quick blast towards the gates above the Bay. jackets off for the grunt up this hill. Did ok but I stopped for a breather before heading on. A regroup at the top and then round the lower track to Breeze col. Saw a couple of lights come up the conda and just knew it was Sandals and Helmut. They had fixed the pedal. Chatted and then let a group that Abba knew head down first. Their lead guy had no light and by the time they got down Phatboy had caught them. Into the cars and home. Short sweet ride. Words of wisdom for the day, When going up hill, Breathe. Exhale completely and it will be easier to do this. Never hold your breath when riding.

Tuesday 28th July

For those who could make it, we met at Taylors Mistake for a night ride. Geez, The Goat, T Rex, Silverfox, Bugs, Abba and myself (Tinkerbell) set off up the tail of the Anaconda. We steadily made our way around to Boulder Bay - steps and the odd rocky section kept us all on our toes, so to speak. Bit of a gail blowing, but not enough to put us off as we all negotiated the steep climb up the hill - the first craggy bit catching some riders off guard, but everyone grunted up well. After a quick regroup we made our way to the road and crossed over for the next uphill...a quick (slightly slippery) detour to the other side and we decided to head back over the hill to the Godley Head entrance. Around the lower single track below the road to the top of the Anaconda, the single track in good condition...until Bugs decided to drop in on a relative...and disappeared down a hole! No major injuries, but he was left with a sore hand (no comment). All together again we headed down the Anaconda...a couple of slick and rutted areas to watchout for, but still a fun fast decent back to the carpark. A good fun ride had by all :o)
Lets do it again Thursday!

Sunday 27th July

A lovely crisp morning for a ride. The following met at mine and we got under way by 9.30. The Goat, Bugs, Geez, Tinkerbell, Silverfox, Sandals, Helmut, and Te rex. We headed up Huntsbury via Aotea. Phatboy made contact and he was gonna meet us at the Top of mt Pleasant Rd cos he had some stuff happening. It was the usual grind up the hill, I was feeling quite good but paced myself so I did not ever have to stand round waiting. We got to the top and although a coolish breeze was blowing it was lovely and clear. We headed across the top of Mt Vernon and down towards Rapaki. Most of the track was ok but the mud was there and it made some of the rocks a bit slippery. Some people dabbed heaps while others did not. I waited for Sandals before going over Witch Hill and joining up with the others who were all in a rush to stand around waiting. We then ground around and up to Castle Rock. The first 50m were wet and slippery but the rest of the track was in ok nic. Loved the blast down here, cleaning it all and I loved watching Bugs have a real wobble in the last rocky section. Never seen that before. A regroup here and Phatboy met us at the shelter and handed out the PFMTBC 2008 Inc DVD. From here we cruised to John Brittan Reserve and then straight into Greenwood. No regroup. The track was wet and slippery. Riding was tough and slow. Lotsa of wheelspin, dabs and fighting for control. A regroup took place at the ruins where Sandals rode straight past us and led the way down. We all gave chase, with a few passing others and just running all the way to the bottom. Cool and long. Captain Thomas was taken cos of time. This was wet but rideable. Caution was taken by most. I had a moment on the slope amongst the steps. Most rode straight on home while Sandals, Helmut, Phatboy had coffee with J9 and Grace before riding home. Nice day for a ride. I even got a ride in with J9 and Grace on the cruisers in the afternoon.

Sunday 19th July

Oh what a morning. Awoke to find the sun was shining, it was not frosty and we had some single track open and ready to ride. The boyz all showed up on time sort of. They included, Silverfox, Bugs, Mellonfarmer, Tinkerbell, Geez, the Lone Goat and Phatboy. We all set off around Hansens Park and onto Huntsbury. Lone Goat tried to push the tree over at the bottom again and failed. One day he might do it. Cruisy ride up the road for all of us, then onto the off road. Just wonderful, with me slowing up at this point with some cramping. Regrouped at the summit and then onto the Traverse. All going sweet through here, it was so nice being on the track again. At Vic we took Thompsons, then up the road to the top of Marleys for a run down the top half. Sweet track that it is. I was hitting jumps and smiling to myself all the way. Excellent run. Tinks and the Goat headed off to Vic while the rest of us rode back to the top of Worsleys for a run down here. A lot less mud than last time. We all took differing lines and speed. Some keeping clean on the ridges while others dropping into the water filled ruts. I took a mixture and loved the run. Fast flow down the tarmac and on around to St Martins for a quick coffee before getting home by 12.30ish. Great Sun Day ride. Looking forward to the release of the PFMTBC 2008 Inc DVD, produced by Phatboy productions. Could be next Friday, so stay tuned.

Thursday 16th July

Oh what a night. The Boyz went up the mountain to see what they could see. Wonderful views of the city on a clear night. It was beautiful and we did not ride on any of the tracks posted as closed or avoid. We are good. Oh no we are really really bad. Tinkerbell met at mine and we doodled over to Silverfoxes where we met Te Rex, Geez and eventually, Phatboy. Cos all the tracks were closed we rode up Hackthorn. I was way over dressed so had to stop and remove a number of layers. After being cold all day I did not want to be cold on the ride and I went way overboard. Any way we plodded up the hill and then the boyz went up the mountain to see what they could see. The track we took was fantastic, easy gradient all the way to the top. A couple of sections we had to lift the bike but the rest was just pure joy to ride. When we got there we debated coming down Hackthorn and I said no lets go down there. All eyes lit up, so we did. Bloody fantastic. Reminded me of Dun Mountain but with the city lights twinkling. Rode all except one obstacle. Enjoyable and then onto tarmac. Down Hackthorn at speed. Passed a car on the way down, the Phatboy slip streaming me until they had speed to go past. Great ride. We split up on Rose St, with Tinks, Te Rex and myself heading back towards mine. Te Rex headed back to do Dyers Pass Rd for fun. The boys really went up the mountain to have fun, and THEY DID.

Tuesday 7th July

With all tracks pretty much closed and the Bottlelake pretty much screwed we went for yet another blast on the tarmac. Abba and Bugs met me at mine and we headed off to Phatboys where we hooked up with him, Mellonfarmer, The Goat and Tinkybell. We went around the river at a good clip, into town where Abba did a doubletake near a lamp post and nearly plowed into it. Victoria Square to Worcester St then around Nth Hagley pretty much, crossed at Riccarton Road and did most of South Hagley, back past Hospital, around river, through the Square and then down the John Britten alley. A loop of Avon Loop and into Pomeroys for a couple of pints. Nicey Nicey it was too. Up Fitzgerald, Armagh and at Brittan St, Bugs and I peeled off back towards mine. We had lost Abba by this time. At Aldwins/Ferry i turned for the last grind home. Nice ride of maybe 25km. Better than nothing. All money is now in except for Nelsie and the Goat who is chewing the hedge about whether to come. We will not have Abba or Mother Ted on this trip, maybe next year though.

Sunday 5th July

I was never sure if we would get a ride in as the weather was forecast to be bad. When I woke up I only had 1 confirmed rider but after a quick text we had a good party. Tinkerbell, The Goat, Bugs, Geez and Silverfox all showed up and we headed up Huntsbury. Long slog really and I felt it all the way up. The first bit of off road was wet and greasy but a few made it up here. We knew that all the main tracks were at avoid or closed so we hit the tarmac and headed around to the top of Vic Park. We shot down Thompson's track which was open but wet and greasy like never before. Meant a bit of caution. We all cleared the double switchback even though it was greasy as. Rode the road up and around to the top of Worsleys. It looked bad from the top with water laying around as far as you could see. Put my seat real low so I could dab if needed and then we headed down. Goat leading then me followed by the others. Bugs going well for a first time down here. The mud was greasy and dodgy when thin but it soon got real deep in spots. Scary but filled me with adrenaline. Some tosser was digging his 4wd out. It was well stuck and he was pointing down also. He had lots more digging to get it out and my bet is it is still there judging by the rest of the track. I took deep ruts and flowed with the water. Got a good pace on in spots. The goat stopped and we did a regroup and looked at the mud on the rigs. Mmmm all needed a good clean. Carried on down, scared myself in a rut that turned into a mud hole of unlimited depth but managed to save it. Loose and out of this world near the bottom but then we still managed to get there with no offs. The tarmac run saw us clear some mud. Good speed carried into the steep bit of hill. Steady ride home from the bottom trying not to change gears. The single track from Barrington to Colombo was a river of bog and mud. Grinding noises on all the bikes as we rode. Got back to mine where we trickled water on the bikes and got the brush onto them. Funtastic ride in the end but I can not see the tracks getting opened this week. I see another road ride on Tuesday. Might need a beer along the way.

Thursday 2nd July

Another week of shite weather so all the main tracks closed and the word was Bottle lake is also shite, so I called for a road ride. Helmut and Te Rex arrived at mine about 6.15. Helmut on his road tandem and Te Rex on his sandy machine. I was on the cruiza. We headed over to Phatboys and hooked up with him and the Mellonfarmer. We headed around the river, into town, past Vic Square, then down Worcester, around North Hagley, past the Sickest place in town, back around the river and down the single track some people call Cashel Mall. As J9 was sick I split from the rest and headed home. They all went to Pomeroys for a drink so that is up to them to tell the story. All in all just good to spin the pedals and get another 20km in. Looks piss poor for the weekend but hope for some sort of hill ride.