30 December 2008

The last ride for the year and it was always gonna be warm. I rode over to Sumner along the river, it was nice in the shady bits and not a lot of peeps to run into. Got to the course way and although the breeze was cooling it was in my face which warmed me up nicely. Arrived at Dot Com just after Tinkerbell and before English and Geez. We took off around the Boardwalk and then started the hot clammy climb over Scarborough Hill. No breeze plenty of morons in cars. Blasted down into Taylor's and met up with The Rex. He's in training for the Vulcanisor. Started the grind up the Snakes Tail which is not to bad and easy enough to clean. The grind up the Anaconda was a bit tougher due to the heat and we were lucky that no one ran over us on the way down. From here it was easier with a slight breeze. We blasted around to the Godley head car park, (it looks very tidy now it is completed) via the single track. A quick stop and then reversed to Breeze Col. Up and over to Livingstone with a couple of dabs. The grind up from there was not to bad and we blasted down towards Evans Pass. I was feeling good and in control. The Rex had a whoops over the handle bars just where Fatboy kissed the rocks a few weeks back. No major injuries but the pride and confidence went out the back door. Next we blasted down the last rocks to the pass where English managed to clean the rocks then whoops over the handle bars he goes. Down the Capt Thomas was sweeet and quite quick. No whoopsies at all and cleaned the steps faster than ever. Dot com for coffee except for The Rex who had to ride to Taylor's still. The rest of the boys hopped in their cars and I rode home in a nice evening breeze. 38km round trip for me.

Sunday 28th December 2008

A beautiful day to go for a ride and get rid of the excesses of all the Xmas celebrations. Tinkerbell, Silverfox, the Dreaded One, English Mark, Geez, Tinks Bro and Mother Ted all met at mine about 9.15. After a bit of fixing of me (I had my contact folded in my eye and needed Mother Ted to assist) we set off up the Rapaki. Everyone was riding quite well except for me, I was feeling every bit of Chocolate and drop of booze over the past few days. The top section was tough as I watched everyone pull away, but enough of me moaning. We found Sandals and Helmut just before the last haul on Rapaki. We all survived and regrouped at the top. The dreaded one did his usual puffer billy act so I set off around Witch Hill followed by Silverfox and Tinkerbell, I thought everyone else was following and after discovering that the were not, I thought I would keep going so as not to hold the team up. Silverfox and I headed up to Castlerock still no sign of the others at this point so we flowed on down, bombed it well, got all the hairpins and felt good for it. I decided to keep going to the beginning of John Britten. The others must of had lunch as I got there and had to wait quite some time. I felt a lot better for pushing harder. We all caught up and headed to Greenwood for the blast down. Flowed well around the top cleaning all of it. We were all spread out by the ruins so I waited for the tailenders. Sandals and Mother Ted started on down. Flowed well with both of them cleaning it all. I took it easy but made sure we all got to the road. Decided to go down Captain Thomas and someone was going to go by the road so I acted as a guide. That someone rode most of the track except the most technical rocky bits. We got through the gate and hit the last rock. I said,"You can ride this" and so she did. Showed Mother Teds language at its best. The team watched as she rode the rock swearing as she went. Sandals laughing so much she nearly fell off the hill. Made the whole ride worth it just for the look on Mother Teds Face. We sat for coffee at Dot Com then The Dreaded One laid the challenge. 3 minute head start and a race back to Rubberjaws. He lost by 5 minutes. Made us all pump hard on the way back and will ensure that no one races Mother Ted on the flat for a while. Everyone ate chocolate and biscuits before heading home.

Photos of the Xmas Drinks.

Tuesday 16th December

What a night. Rain threatening but not eventuating, nice balmy wind. Tinkerbell, Silverfox, Mellonfarmer, Geez, Fatboy, Abba, Mother Ted, Sandals and Helmut arrived at my(Rubberjaws) place at precisely 6.16pm for the Xmas ride with drinks. An easy ride into town ensued via railway tracks, tunnels, CPIT steps, The Square and Bridge of Remembrance saw us arrive at The Thirsty Weta. We piled the bikes up and then had a drink or 4. Twopot and Pantson arrived also. Mellonfarmer only stayed for 1 as he had anther function to attend. I must say the Mussell Inn Captain Cooker is one of the nicest NZ beers I have tried. After much laughter and joking about the Irish and Fat people the professionals amongst us had to leave for their beauty sleep. I do not understand this as most people look terrible when they wake up, so what is beauty sleep and why do professionals need it when they are beauties to start with. The rest of us non proffesionals jumped on our bikes about 9.30 and after a quick do dah break on the banks of the Avon hit Victoria Square. After many jumps, steps and a pinch flat we non professionals went home for some Beauty sleep. Merry Xmas and see you all Sunday.

Sunday 14th December

Finally the expanding stomach, that bulging belly gets to go riding after its return from the land of Oz. Oh hang on I lost a kilo, but only when I put the beer bottle down. :) The ride was great, Fatboy, Geez ( on Fatboys Giant), Mellonfarmer and the Silverfox met at mine and we set off. We met Mother Ted and Nikki at the bottom of Rapaki Rd and started the grind up the hill. I thought I would struggle due to the bot, but I did better than I expected. Mellonfarmer was slower than normal while Fatboy rocketed up the hill. We met Sandals at the top and headed over Witch Hill. A first for some, (they did well), and I cleaned this completely which was also a first. Rode around to Castle Rock and bombed down here, cleaning it all. Once again a couple of virginties were lost on this track. Everyone smiling at the shelter above Bridal Path except Mellonfarmer who had a flat. He managed to loose a tyre lever only to find it in a safe place. Inside the tyre!!! After correcting this we rode up the road, blasted Witch Hill and up and over Mt Vernon. We rode around the Traverse in good time. Mellonfarmer dropped off at The Old Skool track and the rest blasted into Vic, down the rock garden and into the gums. Sweeet riding. We met Tinkerbell at Maries where we moved the spa pool after coffee and a few laughs. Blasted down the road and dropped Mother Ted off then home by 1.15. A good ride with an absolutely lovely bunch of people. Look forward to drinks at The Thirsty Weta on Tuesday.

Tuesday, 2nd December

Well, what a fantastic night, perhaps a tad to hot, but that didn't stop Fatboy, SilverFox, Abba, Sandles, Mother Ted, Nicole and myself(Tinkerbell) from heading up the hill for a blast. We made our way up Rapaki, which was a good cruise and stopped at the top to wipe the sweat away and chat to the girls about their MOA race mission on the weekend.. Took off around the traverse track and re-grouped before the pines above Vic Park. Nicole was on a mission to get home so she kept moving while the rest of us discussed our descent. We were all very warm so decided to head down rather than carry on to do Marley's. Down through Vic Park, Dazzers and followed on down our usual route to come out in Bowenvale Ave. Sandles took off home, Mother Ted and Abba headed off in their homeward directions, leaving Fatboy, SilverFox and myself(Tinks) feeling rather parched. There was only one logical solution...stopping for a nice cold Wheat beer at the Brick House...Arhhhh! Good ride had by all on a beautiful summers evening.

Tuesday 25th November

Fatboy (FB) picked me (RJ) up and headed around and up to the top of Evans pass. It was pretty windy up there with a cool southerly blowing. We met up with Geez, Tinks, Twopot, Rex and Diego (Not sure of his name but he is from Argentina) and then Abba arrived. We headed up the track and the wind was from the back so got quite a bit of assistance. On the 2nd set of rocks Tinks stopped. Well actually his bike stopped. The freewheel had blown so he was not riding with us, he went home. A bit of a bummer. We all carried on from there at a good pace, stopping at Livingstone Col for a regroup. Wind was cool and nasty here and it had altered riding a bit. Up and over to Breeze Col for a brief regroup up and over to Godley Head. All flowing nicely. Blasted around the traverse and then down the anaconda. Great run down here. Good jumps. Stopped at the bottom and then back up again. Always a grind but went up pretty quick. FB had chain problems and did a quick repair, so I led off up towards Evans, and at Livingstone Col we realised that FB and geez were missing so Twopot headed back while I led the rest up the next climb. Just a cruise so the others would catch up and they did. FB led on the downhill with me hard behind him. Came around one bend and FB is just standing up, wiping the dirt from his mouth. All his teeth were there but a slight graze around his mouth, a dent in the helmut, and a nasty looking knee. We got on the bikes again, blasted down the last 400m and took off for home. A bloody good ride for all of us and a lucky escape for Fatboy.

I am away for the next week so I hope someone will keep this blog up to date.

Sunday 23rd November

A warm morning and I was not feeling 100%, due to a slightly hard night on the drink. Anyway, Fatboy, Tinkerbell, Geez and I set off to ride to The Silverfoxes. We were running slightly late though. Got there and found Rex had beaten us and then Sandals and Helmut arrived. He was on another loaner bike. Set off for Worsley with some trepidation. Up the steep road section was not to bad but when we got to the start of the off road it was hot. Shade was needed and we knew it was gonna be a tough haul. Off we went Fatboy leading. Steady climb with no breaks. By time we reached the last stretch people were strung out. Fatboy rode the top for the first time. Even if it is smooth it is still steep. Most made it even if they dabbed. I hit the wall, to hot, to unwell and I walked it. Shame on me. Sandals rode it all. After a short rest up and over Marleys. Great track and a great run down. Nearly jumped right off the track at one point. Up into Vic and around the Traverse Track. Fatboy and Helmut dropped down the Lava flow while the rest of us dropped down old school Bowenvale. Tinks led with me just behind. Half way down a regroup and then blasted the single track. Sweet lines and flowing over all the rough. Bloody thistles helped bleed me. Stopped at the bottom and then off to coffee.

Tuesday 12th November

A practise ride rather than a slog. I picked up Tinkerbell and Silverfox then headed up to Sign of the Kiwi. We met, the Dreaded one, Abba, Sandals and Helmut. Mother Ted arrived in a flourish. We headed up to the top of Marley's, I of course at the back of the main pack. Sorted ourselves out as I wanted to make sure that we got some training and advise in for those who wanted it. Down we went, the track is in good nick. Mother ted riding most of the first bit everyone else flowing. In the new section Abba and I coaxed and cajoled MT (this works I think. What do you say MT?) over the rock and boardwalk. We all rode down and a bit more. Some had gone all the way back to the Kiwi so they hauled all the way up. I got a lift with Sandals and Helmut back to the top and we regrouped for another run. This time MT cleaned 99%. Well done. Sandals cleaned 99%. Well done. We then blasted to the Kiwi and regrouped before riding up for another run. This time I let it rip. Awesome run other than the tears in my eye. Not a hard night but worth the practise. Looking forward to Sunday for a blast up Worsleys and down Old School Bowenvale.

Sunday 16th November.

The idea was for a big team ride but then a few people cancelled out for many reasons. Rubberjaws and Silverfox arrived at Dot Com to find, Geez, Tinkerbell and Rex waiting. No one else showed up. We headed up Richmond Hill Rd, the first 2 straight stretches deceive you into thinking it will be a pleasant climb but after the 2nd hairpin it goes straight up. An easy way to gain altitude. A quick stop in the shade at the top and then we went off road. Followed a few faint sheep trails as we ambled ever upwards to the road near the start of Greenwood track. Always good doing this. Stopped in the shade of the trees where we got a slight breeze. It was hot out there. Greenwood track was a blast. Stopped for a quick regroup by the ruins and then again half way down. Tinks led with a good turn of speed, followed by me, Silverfox, Geez and Rex. Good order with no one holding anyone up. We stopped under the tree at the bottom and had a bite to eat. Nice light breeze cooling us down. Watched a group of 10 come down the track. Over the fence and started up Godley track when the Nor west hit us. Full on buffeting as we climbed the first techie bits. After this a good blast around and then down the anaconda. It all flowed really nice. Up and over Taylor's for a lovely coffee at Dot Com

Thursday 13th November

The idea was to go for a ride up Rapaki, but we got tempted by a call from Fatboy, who was at work drinking a nice Leffee. Rubberjaws, Tinkerbell and Geez were the only team members to show so we took the option, had a beer at Fatboys and then rode into town for a bit of step jumping. The taste was in our mouths so we stopped at the Thirsty Weta for a sampling of good NZ beers and then went home a bit late. lovely night for it.

Sunday 9th November

Post election ride. No comments to be made, lets just wait and see. Fatboy, Geez, and Tinkerbell met at (mine) Rubberjaws and headed on up the hill. A wonderful ride at a good steady pace. Fatboy put on a burst before the middle gate and then waited. Tinkerbell stopped also, Rubberjaws knew Geez was still a bit behind so he carried on through as he knew that the Girls and Mellonfarmer were waiting at the top and he would look good being first up. I still rode hard cos they never did catch up. At the top we met up with Sandals, Nicole (no name yet) and Mother Ted, (still no better name that suits someone who swears and curses more than Father Ted). After some small talk we set off up Vernon Traverse, the fastest to the front. My chain popped off and all of a sudden I was at the back of the pack tsk tsk. Caught up and went passed a couple of people and then round to the start of Bowenvale Traverse. A favourite bit of track and I rode it well, pushing hard. Nicole stayed with us at the start but dropped off above the lava flow when we went through the rocks. She rides really well. We regrouped at the half way point and I was surprised by how well everyone was riding. Sandals is pushing hard and Mother Ted actually rode lotsa of the track as she gained confidence. Blasted round to the top of Vic, then past some downhill grommets and down Thompson's to the Kiwi. Fatboys bike failed him at this stage so he peeled off. Mother Ted then showed she has been a roadie by setting the pace up to the top of Marleys. Rubberjaws and Geez bringing up the rear. We then blasted down the Nun and into the new section. The new track is so sweet, jumps are easy to catch, some techy, but it all flows. Stopped halfway to make sure all were well while some rode on. Mellonfarmer rode on as he got a call and had to go home. We all regrouped at the Kiwi before going down The old Dyers Track. Tinks leading but me riding his rear wheel hard, followed by...Nicole. Good cruise from here to the uphill into Vic (Mother Ted giving some stick to us all for being slow) and then we went down Dazzas while the racers were at lunch. We then entered Brent's, everyone riding well. Sandals easing Mother Ted down some of it and just at the last tree root covered steep section at the end I showed Mother Ted how to get the weight over the back wheel. Her effort was fantastic. She got on the bike and rode it down. Excellent riding. From there we bombed along the sidle track to the K2 intersection. I rode the drop straight down the center without pooing myself. Then bombed down and out stopping for coffee at the bread shop in St Martins. Once again Mother Ted giving stick for being slow so a little bit of competiton going down here. A note to the girls. You all rode really bloody good. Great to see Sandals has got her confidence back and the skills are all there again, Nicole is a MTB natural and her name will come from this, also very easy to talk to, and Mother Ted! What can we say but well done for getting on the bike and pushing yourself. You rode really well and attempted, no you did not attempt, you actually rode stuff you would not normally ride. I hope you all come out with us more often!!

Sunday 2nd November

Rubberjaws finally got back on the bike after his little surgery. I rode out to Dot Com where I met up with the rest of the team. Fatboy, Geez, Tinkerbell and Twopot all arrived. Marie who we will call Sandals from now on, and what do we call Fee. In fact what do you call an Irish Optician who swears a lot? Suggestions are welcome. In the mean time Mother Ted will do. We all set off up the Capt Thomas. Sandals, Rubberjaws and Mother Ted at the rear. Fantastic day and great track conditions. Mother Ted learning a little more about single track riding all the while. Everyone rode up the hill well. The boys showing the trip assisted the fitness for everyone. At the top Mother Ted rode back to Dot com as she was off to do some Kayaking. The rest of us headed around Godley. I was feeling more confidant that the leg would hold together and started pushing harder and harder. We regrouped at the top and then blasted down the first run. Fatboy leading, then Twopot and Tinkerbell. Rubberjaws riding their back wheels wishing they were behind him. The work on the track should help make this an all weather track next year. A quick regroup and then up and over to Breeze Col for another regroup. Over to the Godley carpark and back under the road. The riding was sweet. Blasted down the Anaconda and the tail. Fastest I have ridden this for ages. Wanted more space. Up and over to Sumner for coffee at Dot com. Sandals and Rubberjaws rode home from here. Lovely time had by all. Mother Ted has promised to come and ride again on Thursday so we will hold her to this. Looking forward to a big group ride.

Thursady 23rd October 2008

The day after the trip! We are all home safe and for most of us sound. Only 1 injury of note and that was to Mellonfarmer. More of that later.

7 of us set off on Friday last from Cookie time. Mellonfarmer, Tinkerbell, Geez with Fatman and Silverfox, Carbon Boy (Nelson) with Rubberjaws. The plan was to stop at Tekapo for a quick spin up to the Mt John observatory. The weather was great and we set off around the lake. The climb was pretty tough with a few steep sections. Some rode, some pushed the steeper sections, but we all made it to the top for a wonderful view and a cup of coffee. The downhill was bloody awesome. Steep and loose in sections with big googlies to trip you up if you did not stay focused. Fast, fast fast. We stopped just before a chain across the track. Tinkerbell running in with a flat. We left him to fix this while we went and skimmed stones in the lake. As we set off we hear the chain get hit as Tinks rides into it. No damage to him but a broken gear cable to the bike. Packed the cars and off to Wanaka.

Arrived in Wanaka, good accommodation in the Lodge at the Lakeveiw Motor camp. A room each, good showers, toilets and kitchen. Got some food and then had a few drinks. At about 11, (3 team)Hub, the Dreaded one and Dave arrived to join us. More drinks, talk and planning. The morning started with a light rain, nerves hit and then the sun came out. Rode to the Sticky Forest. I can not remember the track names but we rode a lot. Down 100m up 100m, down and up, down and up. Sounds like sex but it was shear MTB bliss. Winding through the trees, blasting round the berms, steep descents and steep climbs. Tough work but absolutely fantastic. Hub blew his calf muscle and was out for the trip.Back to camp for lunch and a wee rest. Took the track around the lake in the arvo hoping to find the cross country course. Dave broke his frame and had to head back to camp. (Luckily The Dreaded one had a spare bike.) The map was wrong so we ended climbing an illegal track, crossing open paddocks, being ignored by a local woman when we asked for assistance. We finally got back to the sticky forest for a couple of runs before heading home. Indian for dinner. Packed the cars in the morning and headed back to the Forest for more ups and downs. We met a local who guided us out on the cross country track we could not find on Saturday. Awesome track. Ended up dropping down to the lake on a loose, steep and technical track before winding up a fantastic single track to the forest again. A blast and then to the cars for the trip to Alexandra.

Booked into good accommodation at Alex, although the units were spread out. We rode into town for groceries and lunch. The worst accident of the trip happened when Mellonfarmer was leaping off the kerb and his bike went out under him. He hit the road, leaving skin, blood and quite a bit of pride on the road. Rubberjaws just missed riding over his head and bike. We checked him out but not a lot could be done. Gravel rash really but nasty. Sore shoulder aswell. A bit of mucking around and then we rode to Clyde for dinner. Fast track along the Clutha stopping for a beer in the shade along the way. Nice meal and a ride along the RailTrail to get back to camp. Next morning we met up with a free guide (surprise surprise)from the local bike shop. (Maps are not in good supply, locals do not want to share the tracks I fear). Started to ride a lovely gradual climb before pushing up a steep nasty track to get to the top. Awesome views and some nice techy singletrack for a while. The descent from the top was out of this world. Steeeeep and techy before it became bloody tricky. Some rode, some lowered themselves over the worst of it. An awesome ride and well worth the doing. Met another couple for a ride, Jimmy and his lady Michelle. Rode amazing single track, loose and steep, tricky and rocky but wonderful stuff. Could of ridden this second bit all day it was fun and flowing. Back for lunch. We ended up relaxing before heading out for Dinner. Discussed the next day.

Dave had sussed out a guide for $25 a head so Tinks, Silverfox, Geez and Rubberjaws decided to ride the singletrack of the day before again. Michelle had offered to come along and keep us from getting lost. The rest went with the guide. Met Michelle who was embarrassed to inform us that she had been blasted out for offering to show us around for nothing. The local guide/ bike shop owner blew a shit cos he thinks every one should pay to know the tracks. He also was the guide for the others. We paid $20 a head to Michelle cos she was nice but we were pissed about the whole deal. The other guys were then charged $30 a head cos the group was small. This tosser was charging $1 a minute to give us a ride. Alex locals suck, they do not seem to want to share and this guy in my opinion is a tosser. Michelle was cool and took us over the old track and up to the Mannerburn Dam and along some rolling singletrack. We got back and drove to Naseby. The others guided by the TOSSER had an awesome ride. Techy and Steep but not worth the $$$. They then came to Naseby.

Got set up in the cabins at Naseby and went riding. Dave and Hubby crook with Dave vomitting. The 3 team stayed home. We went riding and found the tree that destroyed Tinkerbells last trip to Naseby and he completed the jump. We found lots of the old trails and headed back to camp after a couple of hours. Went to dinner at the Royal Hotel and then back to camp for drinks. The next morning we packed up and then rode for a couple of hours. Did some cool tracks and finished with a blast down an awesome chute. came home.

Thats all I wrote. Coulda talked some more, cos we laughed, ate, drank and farted lots but that can be saved for looking back on.

Wednesday 15th october

A quick ride with Tinkerbell, Geez, Silverfox and I (Rubberjaws) just to test the service on our bikes. I had new rota, pads and tyre. We went around the single track behind Ferrymead and then up Canon Hill Cres, down and across onto major Hornbrook, easy pace and chatting about the trip. We came down the single track to McCormick's Bay. Track was hard and fast and we were blasting quicker than recent times. Tinks was leading with me behind. He goes over a small rise, past a flax and into a bend, as I come around the track is wet and slick (wet clay) and he is bailing but his bike is in the middle of the track. oops F...! I am trying to brake without loosing it or hitting his bike and going over the bars, screaming at Silverfox and Geez to watch out. In the end this heart stopping moment and potential trip killer finished with lotsa laughter and big sighs. There was a big digger on the last stretch so be careful out there. A cruise home after this. Roll on the trip

Sunday 13th October

What a great day for a ride. The plan called for a flat ride so we could attend the Trees for Canterbury planting at Horseshoe Lake. An 8am sharp departure from Rubberjaws was called for. I (Rubberjaws) walked out the gate at 7.55 and no one was in sight so I meandered down to the corner, still no-one so I set off with music in my ears. Down Opawa onto Ensors. At Linwood Ave my phone goes, and it's English who got to my place at 8 sharp, so I wait for him and even ride back towards him. He pumped hard and when we got together blasted down to the Aranui to meet up with Geez. We 3 then pumped into the easterly and picked up Tinkerbell on the Brighton bridge. Though the park, down an alley or 2 we went and eventually came out at Broad Park. Cruised along the beach and then I led in, up and down the bumpy single and into the next stage. At a sand blow out on a hill this chick coming towards us stopped in the middle of the track and then moaned at us as we struggled pass with a comment like " ooh why don't you decide which way you are going" my reply was "stupid bitch why don't you move over to give us options". Up we went and Tinks took off his top layer at the shelter. We then pumped non stop all the way round the loop to Spencer and back to the main carpark where we stopped for 5. The lead changed a few times with Tinks, English and myself taking a role. Great ride. A road cruise around to the planting site where we helped plant 2000 native plants. Fatboy and Mellonfarmer (with Otis on the tag along) showed up too. Planting was quick and easy. All of us except Fatboy did a cruise through Horseshoe Lake with rangers permission and we split at New Brighton Rd. MF and Otis right while the original 4 went left into the bloody easterly again. Pumped to New Brighton where Tinkerbell dropped off and the remaining 3 continued on the singletrack around to Bridge St. Then into the ponds, over the electric fences, past the windsurf area, into Charlesworth Reserve and then down the cycle way to Ensors Rd where we all split. Geez Right, English to Town and I back home. A total of 52km. Loved the pump.

Thursday 9th October

Geez, Tinkerbell, Mellonfarmer and the Silverfox met up at Rubberjaws for the Blast up the farmtrack and were surprised when Fatboy arrived. We all thought he was still away. Up the first section below the first gate everyone dabbed except Rubberjaws. Different story going into the next grunt. Rubberjaws dabbed while a couple made it all the way. Continued the grunt to the top. Not to bad time overall. We all blasted down from the top to Witch Hill. Finally adjusting to good single track that is dry again. Around Witch Hill which was good and then on the road to Castle Rock Track. mellonfarmer stopped for a snack so I, (Rubber jaws) led off. Rode it well and got past the head thing on the first hairpin which I cleaned so sweet. Everyone came through without a puncture for a change. On to John Brittan where we regrouped before dropping down through here. This should be legal track, it is so sweeeeet.. We then bombed down McCormacks Bay track which is also sweeeet. Rode this well. Then a road ride home. Good time and fun had by all.

Tuesday 7th October

The plans looked good for the ride, Rubberjaws left his place with Abba and headed over to the Silverfoxes. Met up with Tinkerbell, Geez, and Nelson. Took the road around and started headed up Worsley. Nelson feeling the worse for wear after a couple of weeks off the bike, sprinted up the steep section. As we neared the top of the steep section of road the southerly started blowing hard slowing us down a bit. Just around a bit the rain started coming down and Nelson came back to join us. The decision was to turn and run from the weather. Down we went, past the hospital where we split up. Some heading back to the Silverfoxes while the others kept going. Nelson split at Colombo and Abba and Rubberjaws got wet heading home. Not what we had planned.
later, swtchbckr did this (loop)

Sunday 5th October.

The morning started with Rubberjaws receiving 7 texts and a phone call to see if the ride was on or not. It was on for those hardy soles who did not mind a bit of slip and slide. A whole body workout was called for due to the damp conditions. Mellonfarmer, English, Tinkerbell, Geez, Silverfox and Rubberjaws set off up Rapaki about 8.45 in a very light shower. Not wet but borderline. The Rapaki was boggy mud in patches which was surprising. Fatboy sent a text from Cambridge just to say Hello and let us know the tracks he was riding. When we hit the top we headed over Witch Hill to get used to the slippery rock and then onto Castle Hill. technical on the rocks with the mud sticking to your tyres and causing many little gasps. We all survived and headed on. Rubberjaws and Geez went through the John Brittan Reserve while the others did the road. This was in better condition than all the others. Greenwood was next on the list and although rocky it was not as bad as expected. A few slippery spots but then we took it easy compared to what we would do in the dry. Hubby had made contact. he was on Godley track by himself. Warned us of the fun to come. At Evans we decided that the rain was not to bad and carried on up Godley. Good run until we hit the mud where track repairs had been done. Slip and slide, gasp and groan. At the col we found Hubby fixing a puncture with a smile on his face. Chatted and then chased a couple of guys on Nomads. They looked like twins, same bikes, same packs, same facial hair. MMMM... We caught then on the up as one feel off. Blasted down the greasy trail to the top of the Anaconda. Silverfox did a fantastic splat coming through the last cattle stop. Down the snake we rode. Good conditions for the most part but a few very greasy patches. Rubberjaws had an interesting moment where the track and him parted company briefly. We all survived and then headed up and over Scarborough for Coffee. The road ride home was hard and fast but some were still feeling good at the end. Nice ride in all.

Thursday 2nd October

A fantastic night for a ride. The Thursday blast up the farm track. Dreaded One, Hub, Dave, Silverfox, Rex, Tinkerbell and a friend of Rex met at Rubberjaws. We headed round to the Farm track and started the slog. The Dreaded One and Dave had never been up here. Dave did well and Dreaded walked some spots, poor fella. Most of us managed to ride it all again. At the top we turned left and blasted down the single track past Rapaki over Witch Hill. All riding quite well. The road to Castle rock was done in good time and as Dave and The Dreaded one stopped for a ....Chat, the rest rolled on by. A lovely run down here, no dabs and out. Not wanting to muck around as we were chasing the end of daylight. Silverfox punctured, snakebite on the rocks. So a bit of a slowdown. By time we got to John Brittan reserve we were nearly out of light. Hub, Dave and the Dreads went towards Greenwood cos they had lights and the rest of us dropped down through the reserve. I like this even though not legal. By time we were out it was borderline as to what you could see. A full moon would of been good. Had to bomb the road from here. A good ride but 15 minutes more light would of been great.

tuesday 30th September

The boys did a blast on Sunday out to Godley and back. Good ride from what I hear. Tuesday we met at Dot com, Silver fox, Rubber jaws, Tinkerbell, Mellon farmer, Geez, Abba without lights and Hubby and the Dreaded one with lights. We headed up Captain Thomas which was sweet and dry. They have cleaned up the top rut which makes it sweet to ride for everyone. Dreaded One and Mellon farmer took a moment together while the others caught their breath. I (Rubber jaws) plodded on up onto the Godley Track by myself at an easy pace just to keep momentum. The others started to catch near the top of the first rise. Blasted down past the rutty bits, (they have started to cut out some new track here which will alter speed and lines)then up and over the next bit. A couple of ruts and then down the Anaconda. A wonderful blast down here, good pace by all, the tail was sweet. Hub and Dreaded went out to Boulder Bay under lights while the rest of us headed up the road. Down through Thompson's in near darkness slowed us down a bit though. All in all a fun ride.

Thursday 25th September.

We had a meeting of PFMTBC on Tuesday to sort out the final details of the trip so other than the ride over to Fatboys no one got out. Happy Birthday to Nelson too. Fatboy had surgery and only woke up from the general anaesthetic and 4pm so he did well to survive the night. Last night, Hub, Geez, Silverfox, Tinkerbell and I, (Rubberjaws) set off from my place about 6.30. Headed around to and up the Farmtrack. Tinkerbell cleaned all the lower track while the rest of us dabbed a couple of times. Bloody hard to get restarted on the bloody ruts and steep slopes. We then cruised (or slogged) up the rest. Found it more comfortable than last week though. We then headed around the top half of Vernon and onto the traverse. Nice easy blast through here, and Geez kept up a good turn of speed, which was noted by the rest of us. (Compliments are so good, rather than negatives) We then regrouped by the landing strip. Blasted down through the gums, and the berms are coming along nicely but I missed my turn at the bottom, which meant I missed my favourite jump. Down Dazzas at which time Hub's front forks crapped out. Down into the steep pines(forget the name of this) which was fun but deceptive. need to go through here in the daylight soon. Then down and out. The ride home was hard and fast, chasing Hub down who had got a break. Bloody nice night. Sundays going to be a goodie!

Saturday 20th September

A planting day. Due to the planting at Travis Wetland no organised ride happened but I, (Rubberjaws) rode to the planting the long way. headed off down the tarmac towards Brighton picking geez up near the Aranui Pub. Left onto Ottawa Rd, onto Avonside Dr and right through Porritt Park and along the river then cut through Burwood and into Bottlelake. At HQ I spoke to the walkers and runners from Hubbards Carbon Crusade and then Geez and I headed off through the forest to North Shore exit and then road to Travis Wetland. We helped plant 1500 plants in the sun and then rode off. Down Anzac Dr and around the river track to Bridge St. Beautiful easy exercise ride. Really pumped it. We then went through the ponds around the single track over 2 electric fences and into the windsurf area. Pumped along the cycleway to Aldwins Rd, Geez heading right and me left and home. $5km in good time. Enjoyed it but give me more single track

Tuesday 16th September

The decision as to where we rode today was left to the last minute. It was decided that the Farm track was the go. Marcus, English Mark, Fatboy, Tinkerbell, Mellonfarmer, Nelson, Geez, The Silverfox and Rubberaws all set off about 6.20. We hit the Farm Track for the long grind. The first steep, rutty and bumpy bit always makes you suck it in. A few stopped, dabbed or walked but a few surprised themselves by doing it all, while the usual ones just rode through it all. A quick stop for air and then slogged on up the hill at various speeds. Some steady some faster. At the top we turned left down Mt Vernon Track, over Witch Hill and then around to Castle Rock Track. Good repairs done on this track but English punctured so we waited. Fatboy and Marcus shot back to help and on their return Marcus punctured so a further delay. At this point we went around to John Brittan reserve and cut across this down to the subdivision at the bottom. Nice even though it was a bit naughty. We then cut down the track to McCormick's Bay, an awesomely sweet track. A few split off at Linwood Ave while the rest blasted around the back track all the way home. Great sprint to finish. Nice ride Guys....

Sunday 14th September

A beautiful day dawned and we all met at Dot com. Fatboy, Tinkerbell, Geez, Helmut and Mighty Marie, English Mark, Rex, The Silverfox and Rubberjaws. (Rubberjaws was unwell) We set off up Ct Thomas. A bit of slosh but not much near the bottom. A nice cruise up before heading up onto Godley. Most of this was in Good nick but the few spots that were wet were absolutely shit. From the first Col we had to ride the road as a big track closed sign was up. We got onto the lower single track at Breeze Col and blasted around to Godley Head Car park. A small sludge pit near the beginning but sweet for the rest. Had a return blast back along here catching a few people up before Breeze Col. Didn't stop because we did not want to get stuck behind the slow ones again. Sweet run down the Anaconda. Only one wet spot but pure joy. Did the tail and up over Taylor's and back to Dot com for coffee. A delightful mornings ride. All did well and Rubberjaws was pleasantly surprised that he did not throw up.

Saturday 6th September

Again a spot of fine weather allows us to ride. The rain on Thursday and showers early on Friday was a bit nerve racking but not enough to saturate everything. Mighty Marie, Geez, Silverfox, English Mark, Fatboy, Tinkerbell and Rubberjaws all set off up the Rapaki. Chilly but with sun shining. Good stomp up hill and everyone showing improvement in fitness and pace. We regrouped at the top and rode the road around to the Traverse Track as this was open. Blasted through here with only a couple of puddles of mud and then shot down to Sign of the Kiwi via Thompsons. All of us feeling fine. Some of us better than others. We blasted the road to the top of Worsley and then up and over Marleys. What a hoot. This was avoid but it only had 3 puddles of a small size. No threat to the track. The new bit is just so awesome. The guy building it was there and we all gave him big ups for this. We then rode back up to the start of the new piece twice more to blast down again. Awesome. Cos the Vic park tracks were avoid we shot down the road, into Vic, down Hackthorne and Dyers dropping riders as we went. Quick ride home.

Sunday 31st August

What a fantastic day for a ride. Bad luck for those that could not make it. The fair Marie, Fatboy, Geez, Silverfox and a guy called Rex met up with Rubberjaws at his place and set off up the Rapaki. A great climb by all. Rubberjaws enjoying his best ride for ages. All pushed it hard. It was Maries first off road ride with us since her accident and she was doing well. We took the road around to the beginning of the travers track and blasted along here. Fatboy did a good dab and survived. The track was in good repair with only a couple of slippery patches and two ruts on corners due to the pillocks who ride it in the wet. All of us were excited by the weather and the riding. We headed down Thompsons Track and stopped at Kiwi for a p...s stop. Rode around and up Worsley and then up and over Marleys. Big ups to the guy building that new section. It is so sweeeeet. Marie then headed down to her place. We then road back up the road up Worsley Rd and down Worsley Track. This is in the worst condition I have ever seen it. The 4wd's have cut it up in the wet. It is wet and lotsa of lines have been destroyed. Lotsa dabs by everyone, even a few times of lifting the bike. Great ride by all.

Thursday 28th August

A wonderful night for a ride. Hubby, Twopot, Geez, Abba, Tinkerbell, FatBoy and The Dreaded one met at Rubberjaws. We took off on a street sprint to the Silverfoxes. We owned the road. Silverfox was running late due to having a haircut (the bottom one in the middle it was). We then set off up Hackthorne Rd. Nice steady pace and everyone was showing signs of improvement. They must all be sneaking off to do extra rides. We stopped up at the jumps area in Vic Park and then went up the top section of K2? The steep 4wd throught the gums. Soft and damp. Most people dabbed, Dreaded one ran up. You can see why the tracks are closed in here, water everywhere and mud. Got to the road above and rode around to the start of Huntsbury. Only 4 people on the singletrack and 1 fell off when the yell went up to get off the closed track. A quick blast down Huntsbury, one good dab by Fatboy. We then hit the tarmac and got home in good time.

Tuesday 26th August

No Ride but a few lovely beers were consumed at Rubberjaws. Lotsa of MTB talk and we all watched some awesome footage of MTBing on DVD. Sometimes the rain does have an advantage, except the next morning sucks.

Sunday 24th August

Well what do you know. It was raining again. A hardy crew met at Rubberjaws for a ride anway. Rubberjaws, Fatboy, Tinkerbell, Hubby, Geez and The Silverfox decided we would head up Mt Pleasant Road as we need it for training. At first the drizzle was not too bad but it got worse the higher we went. Fatboy led the way with a good turn of speed and all the others chased him up. At the half way point we discussed options and it was decided to get onto Major Hornbrook, head down then up Canon Hill and back down towards the Heathcote Valley. This is a ride that Geez and Rubberjaws did on Thursday for some training. We then headed around the side of the Tamaki Village and onto the single track around the back of the Heathcote river. Muddy and slippery. The have done some work around here and some of it is now formed track. We then continued around the river back to Rubberjaws to finish by 11am. Good all round ride but getting cold towards the end. it looks like we will be on the rowing machine on Tuesday.

Tuesday 19th August

Another ride another lot of track closures that go with it. We met at Rubberjaws and headed up the Rapaki. A good size group. Rubberjaws, Tinkerbell, Mellonfarmer, Twopot, Silverfox and a guy called Marcus. Nelson caught us halfway up and we met Abba and Helmutt at the top. Track got wetter as we went and eventually quite a bit of snow laying around. It was very chilly. We hit the road with the snow piled each side and lots of gravel on the road. The blast from Castlerock to Bridal path was f...in cold. We kept on going and got sorted just before coming down Mt Pleasant Road. Brain freeze all the way down, it was cold. All cruised back to Rubberjaws with Mellonfarmer shooting down Linwood Ave at the junction. Good ride. Lookin forward to some dry singletrack by Sunday.

Sunday 17th August

What a ride. Great weather and good company. Rubberjaws, Geez, Tinkerbell, Silver Fox and Abba headed off up the Rapaki at 8.30 on a mission to go plant trees at Orton Bradley Park with Trees for Canterbury. A couple of us were feeling slightly under the weather from a bit much booze. An excellent pump up the hill was followed by the first single track in a while. Witch Hill was open so most of us rode this. Still a bit wet and slippery in places but awesome to ride. We then slogged up to Castle rock for a quick blast down to the top of the Bridal Path. We all put on jackets and extra clothing as the breeze was bitter. Blasted down the Bridal Path, brakes smokin' and smellin by time we hit the road. Down to the ferry we went where we met Mighty Marie and Helmutless Mark. A quick cruise over to Diamond Harbour on glassy smooth seas. A scenic ride around to Orton Bradley where we spent the next 1.1/2 hours planting in some soft ground. We were aiming for the 12.30 ferry and had to pump hard to get back to the ferry. poor Tinkerbell was starting to feel the beer and bourbon seep out of him by this time. We headed up to Evans Pass which is such a steady cruise and then the high speed run down to Dot Com for refuelling and the photo. We then took off for that long slog home. Well for some it was a slogg.

Thursday 14th August

Only 4 of us last night for the same ride as last Tuesday. I hope the tracks dry soon!!! Rubberjaws, Tinkerbell, Silverfox and Abba plowed up the Rapaki. Wind up our rears in the top section. It was cold at the top so jackets on and off we went. Coming down from Castle Rock to the top of the Bridal Path was a shitter. The wind so strong it was blowing you way off your line. Kept pumping around and down to Dotcom for coffee. A shame that Hotcross Buns was not on duty. Slogged home from there although Abba seemed fresher than when he started. Looking forward to Sundays ride to the Planting at Orton Bradley Park. Only 8 weeks to the trip.

Sunday 10th August

A cold morning met us as we got together at Rubberjaws. Rain and snow followed by a hard frost does not make for great conditions on tracks so we discussed our options before setting off. A good group gathered including, Rubberjaws, Fatboy, Tinkerbell, Mellonfarmer, Silverfox, Twopot, Geez, Hubby and English Mark. We rode up Rapaki until the turnoff past the gate half way up. We headed up to the top of Montgomery Spur. The photo shows the top and the team. Riding in the snow with a bit of slush was quite enjoyable. met anther dude on a Switchbacker so Mellonfarmer was happy. We headed back down to the track and headed up. At the bottom of the last climb we saw a group of riders gathered around a body. As we rode past the body was a guy who had obviously faceplanted in the conditions, was alive but obviously not well. We carried on and then watched the Westpac chopper land to take him away. We carried on up then around the road to the top of the Farm Track. Lotsa snow up there. We rode the ridgeline above the track making our own track down the hill. it was awesome in the snow. As we got down there was a lot more slush but no accidents. All in all a good ride, lotsa fun, a bit of mud and completed by a coffee at the end.

Tuesday 5th August

Finally a dry night that we could ride up the hill. Fatman, Tinkerbell, Geez, Rubberjaws, Hubby, and English Matt rode up the Rapaki. A bit of a grunt for most of us due to the lack of riding and especially the lack of hill riding over the last couple of months. The track is pretty rutted and loose due to all the rain. When we got to the top we were pleasantly surprised by how mild it was. All the top tracks are closed so we headed towards Evans Pass along the road. Good push with most of us standing in the pedals some of the way. Finally we had some downhill from the top of Mt Pleasant to Sumner. A good run for all and some fun. Stopped at Dot Com for coffee and then rode back to Rubberjaws. Good push and we were all pleasantly stuffed when we got there. Looks like the weather will hold out for most of the week and we may even ride Sunday if it does. Might even get some single track in.

Tuesday 29th July

This wet weather is starting to drive us all a bit crazy. A good bunch met at the Bottlelake carpark at about 6.30. Included were Fatboy, Tinkerbell, Rubberjaws, Nelson, Twopot, ABBA and the Silverfox. Fatboy has not been out very much over the past 3 months and was not his usual self. The conditions were wet, with the new surface sucking you down quite a bit. Wherever you hit loose dirt it was mud a slippery. No one fell but we all had some fun. Puddles everywhere and as you could not avoid them all, cold toes for all by the end of the ride. Bikes need complete cleans and oils. We can not wait for dry times. Nelson said that the new PFMTBC beanie will be ready soon. Can not wait.

Bottlelake Ride

Well the weather was looking quite off-putting this morning (very mild drizzle after having a couple of days rain), however after a bit of convincing from Hubby, myself and Hubby made it for a blat around Bottlelake from Broad Park end around 10am. Tracks were very slick and after a short distance we decided that there was no point trying to avoid the puddles...we were going to get wet and muddy! I took the Marin SS out for it's 3rd trip around Bottlelake, hardwork in a couple of places, but well worth it. We made it around in good time and as expected got fairly well splattered with mud. Bring on the fine weather so we can get back up those hills!!

Intro

Hi all, it's about time I introduced myself...My name is Andrew or better known as Tinkerbell. I started out as the 3rd member of the group, joining Rubberjaws and Fatboy after buying Rubberjaws 'Mighty Marin' some years ago. I now ride a Jamis Dakar Sport, but have also had the 'Mighty Marin' converted to a Marin SS (single speed). My nickname came about due to having a bell on my bike...and I like to tinker with things (Thats my story anyway)! I have been referred to as 'Snife' from time to time (for some reason) and no, I don't have a big nose.
Thanks and by for now...

Tuesday 15th July

Finally a ride up the hill. As usual everyone met at Rubberjaws. It is handy to the bottom of Rapaki. There were Mellonfarmer, Tinkerbell, Silverfox, Twopot, The Accountant, Jo and of course Rubberjaws. We set off up the hill with the low cloud or fog slowly settling in on us. Visibility was low and thee best way to ride was with a low beam, otherwise it was harder to see. We all made it to the top, although Jo had seat problems, The accountant nearly upchucked and Rubberjaws feeling like he would rather go down. Due to the fog and our respect for the track we skipped the Mt Vernon section and road to the start of the traverse. not many others about. The traverse track was sweeeet with the fog giving a new dimension to the ride. We dropped down to the skidder site from there. Rubberjaws and Jo went down the old 4wd which was a bad choice, pretty muddy near the top. We then dropped through the Park to the dog run and followed Mellonfarmers advise (we are stupid) down a pretty cool peice of track. a bit slick and water dripping from above. Hit the road and down to Sweet Maries for coffee and Muffins. Lovely spot to stop. Her shoulder is recovering and hopefully in the next few weeks she will ride with us again. After this 7 became 6 as Silverfox went his way, then 5 as Mellonfarmer went and then 4 arrived back at Rubberjaws as Jo peeled off near the end. looking forward to riding Saturday.

Thursday 10th july

Finally a ride. The wet weather has kept most of us off the bikes cos most of the tracks have been closed. Rubberjaws, Fatboy, Geez, Twopot and Tinkerbell met at 6.15ish at Broadpark. Steve the accountant and Fi the Optician met there. Not sure what handles to give them, any suggestions are welcome. Fatboy had light issues and Fi was nervous due it being first time back on the bike after her big fall. Tinkerbell was on his old Marin which was his first Bike and also Rubberjaws before him. Tinks has turned it into a singlespeed and it is looking good. We blasted through the forest everyone riding sweetly. Stopped at Spencerville for a bite and then headed back. Most were doing well. Rubberjaws felt so good he started to sing. Twopots light began to fade which slowed him down a bit. A Phone photo to finish.

Thursday 26th June

We organised a ride through BottleLake Forest. It was the first time through in a while for some of us. Rubberjaws and The Silverfox arrived late to find , Geez and Fatman all ready to ride and a Guy warren? that the Silverfox knows. We headed in from Broad Park. The 4wd track had a few puddles on it but otherwise it was good. The weather was excellent considering the time of year. Not to cold. We hit the single track and it was sweet. Silverfox managed a knee and elbow dab very early but continued on. Part of the horse track that we often use was blocked by tree felling so we had to Bush Bash until we connected with Landfill Rd again. The rest of the ride went smoothly with a few slippery patches to keep you on guard. We stopped for a bite at the Park and then headed back. Good blast and we were all happy with where we were at. Pushed ourselves a bit at different stages. Next ride is planned for Sunday up the Ct Thomas but the weather looks dodgy, we will see.

Saturday 21st June

A fine day for a ride. Geez, Silverfox and Rubberjaws set off at 11.40 and met Mellonfarmer near the bottom of the Rapaki. We ambled up the Rapaki, which is good cos Rubberjaws was off color, and mellonfarmer has not been riding much. The tpo section Geez did in his best style. Good on him. We rode around over Mt Vernon and met Twopot by the big hairpin. We all headed around to the top of Vic park. We stopped and chatted for a while then headed down through the gums. They were 100% better than Tuesday night. Rubberjaws had some brake sicking problem at this oint but as we were going down and they were rear brake problems it did not matter to much. Headed down Dazzas. The work that has been done on this so far is bloody awesome, and by time it is finished it will be crazy cool. Shot over the track onto the new single and this was crazy and unrideable. Not to worry. We all stopped and helped Trees for Canterbury plant some trees and it was all done by 2.30. Geez and Rubberjaws went one way and the others went the other way.

Tuesday 17th June

Geez, Silverfox, The Accountant all met at Rubberjaws and headed up Rapaki. Slowly riding. Rubberjaws was feeling fat and it was a grind. No other riders on the tracks at all which was really weird. Got to the top and decided to ride the road around to the Traverse track due to the rain earlier in the day. Protecting the tracks and all. We got to the start of the track and Rubberjaws discovered the arse had given way in his shorts. It meant that sometimes they would hook up on the seat which was a problem. The track around to the top of Vic was firm but a few wet sections. Good blast really. Down into the rock garden and into the gums. The wettest I have ever found the track. greasy and little grip. The mud just would not leave the tyres. Scared ourselves silly at times and slid rather than rode the track. Discussed options and decided to let the tracks dry, so we rode down the road from the skidder site. Bloomin cold it was the lower we got.

Sunday 15th June

Rubberjaws Party on Saturday night caused a disturbance in the force. Silverfox, Tinkerbell and Geez met at Rubberjaws and the 5 of us rode over to pick up Fatman as he was going to pike. We did not let him. A coffee cruise was called for. Rode into town via Kilmore, hit the track around the river at Madras, into Vic Square, up through the Arts Center around the Gardens and then the mall to C1. Good coffee and quick service. Decided to go to coffee culture next over in cashmere so headed off. Down to the hospital, down past the netball courts, through the back of Beckenham and to the river and along the track. It was to crowded so shot back to the coffee shop opposite New World St Martins. Coffee and food, and then home. cruisy 30 km.

Saturday 7th June

What a day. The worst weather ever. Rubberjaws rode over to the Silverfox's. Geez and Tinkerbell drove over. The four of us were riding upto the Trees for Canterbury planting at the top of Marleys Hill. The idea was to go up Worsley, do the planting and then go down the Flying Nun, into Vic Park etc etc. We had heard there was a race down Worsley so we rode up the Tarmac. When we got to the Sign of the Takahe the rain started. Spoke to the ranger who was coordinating the event by cell phone and she had 300 plants already to go and people starting to arrive so we decided to keep going. By time we got to The sign of the Kiwi, it was cold, very wet and windy. Nearly pulled out at this stage but tough as we are we rode into the eye of the storm to complete the challenge. Fatman drove past near the top to spur us on. We were so cold at this point. All in shorts. When we got to the top S,G and T stopped. Rubberjaws rode past up the track cos he was to cold to stop. The others all followed. We got down the track to the planting site. Welcomed by 20 people all dressed for the winter. We managed to get about 20 plants in between us when the snow started. At this stage we could not feel anything but pain from the cold so Fatman walked up to his car while we rode. Could not feel our fingers on the brake levers, shivering so hard and the track was wet and slippery. Crazy shit to be there really. Loaded the bikes on and into the car and headed down. Normally you see guys getting a lift to the top so they can ride down. We are tough PFMTB riders. We ride to the top and get a lift down.

Monday 2nd June

Queens Birthday 2008. After a heavy night on Saturday due to the Crusaders fantastic win against the Warratahs we knew that a Sunday ride was not on. Monday being a holiday we decided to go and do the Wharfdale Track near Oxford. We awoke to a bit of rain but decided to go anyway. Rubberjaws, Geez, and Mellonfarmer rode or drove to Fatmans by 8. We loaded the bikes on the ford and headed off to find the Silverfox who was late due to a flat on his way. For Geez and Silverfox this was the first attempt at the Wharfdale and it is one that will go down in PFMTBC folklore. We had a pleasant drive and got onto the shingle road heading to the track. The first ford appeared a bit dirty and a little higher than normal, but in we went and that was the last thought about a ride. The bow wave came over the bonnet, the car stopped and Fatman said F...! We leaped out allowing litres of water to come in and tried to push all to no avail. The water was bloody cold. We stood on the bank looking at the Ford in the Ford. Decided to laugh. What else was there. Mellonfarmer waded in and got his bike off the rack and headed back to the closest farm. Turns out the woman was meant to put the Ford Closed sign up but was running late. Good on her. She pointed Mellonfarmer in the direction of a local farmer to pull us out with his 4wd. In the meantime phone calls had got Twopot to jump in his car. He was gonna give us a tow. 30 minutes later the Ford finally leaves the water. Had to bail it out. Lucky for Debs egg and bacon pie. It gave us a container to bail with. Finally we got the car emptied of most water and turned around ready for Twopot. Even attempted to start it but that was not a happening thing. We decided that Rubberjaws would sit in the car with Fatman on the way home. Twopot arrives and starts the tow back to town, but Fatman decides wet brakes and no power assist is not a good thing and we stopped to chat. Fatman jumps in a tries to start it again. 3 gallons of water flew from the exhaust and the car started. Clouds of steam continued as the exhaust dried out but we decided to drive under our own power. The drive home was wet and we were just a bit worried about all the warning lights but they slowly went out as the car dried a bit. A beer at OSheas and then home. An eventful day.